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    Default My Butt Lift at Walmart Medical Center

    Dear Family and Friends,
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    Most of you know I went in for a surgical procedure for a Butt Lift at the WalMart Medical Center . I didn't have the most pleasant experience. I should have left well enough alone.
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    I wanted to show you how it turned out. I hope this keeps YOU from having this done.
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    Please, PLEASE, PLEASE . . Don't get a Butt Lift at the WalMart Medical Center . You will most certainly regret it !!!

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    Dang, that's an unfortunate outcome FG. It looks painful.

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    " 'The problem' is, uh, I'm the president of the United States;
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    99% of the shoppers and employees of The People of Sprawl-Mart have had a "butt-lift." Better yet, get these friggin losers a lobotomy or a 1-way ticket anywhere out of this country. It's no wonder why this once-great country is dying right before our very eyes. Just pull into the Sprawl-Mart parking lot and witness the white-trash in rusted-out Dodge minivans. No need to go inside unless you want to see the white trash at it's finest fighting over a "deal" at XMas. Ain't free trade and worker exploitation great? The US gets dumber by the minute, thanks to idiot bought-and-paid-for politicians, exploiting banksters, and the even-dumber slobs who support it because they don't know any better. I'm looking at you Sprawl-Mart slobs, you make me beyond sick. End rant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pyramid View Post
    99% of the shoppers and employees of The People of Sprawl-Mart have had a "butt-lift." Better yet, get these friggin losers a lobotomy or a 1-way ticket anywhere out of this country. It's no wonder why this once-great country is dying right before our very eyes. Just pull into the Sprawl-Mart parking lot and witness the white-trash in rusted-out Dodge minivans. No need to go inside unless you want to see the white trash at it's finest fighting over a "deal" at XMas. Ain't free trade and worker exploitation great? The US gets dumber by the minute, thanks to idiot bought-and-paid-for politicians, exploiting banksters, and the even-dumber slobs who support it because they don't know any better. I'm looking at you Sprawl-Mart slobs, you make me beyond sick. End rant.
    Geez Pyramid I'm glad to see my attempt at humor brought a smile to your face
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    Quote Originally Posted by <===Foolsgold View Post
    Geez Pyramid I'm glad to see my attempt at humor brought a smile to your face
    My apology, I didn't intend to hijack your thread. There's just something about Sprawl-Mart that gets my goat every time. Sarcasm taken, I understand what you meant with your OP; I guess I just had to vent a bit, so no offence 'bro. Yes, your Op was funny, but just not in my obscure sense of humor. Sorry!

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    No offence, it looks great but can I suggest you refrain from wearing open back dresses from now on...Just sayin...
    It's better to burn out than fade away...........

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    tough crowd!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scorpio View Post
    tough crowd!
    When does a singular entity become a "tough crowd"? Sorry, having a picky moment. Think I'll go eat now......
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    So,uh...I have to ask the obvious...how does one wipe with the new and improved Wal-Mart Butt Lift???
    Slow is smooth.....smooth is fast...

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    Quote Originally Posted by REO 54 View Post
    So,uh...I have to ask the obvious...how does one wipe with the new and improved Wal-Mart Butt Lift???
    Oh they already thought of that too... They're actually installing, for free no less, portable butt-scratchers with each lift.



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    Someone took "Tickle your ass with a feather" (duster) a bit too far! LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pyramid View Post
    99% of the shoppers and employees of The People of Sprawl-Mart have had a "butt-lift." Better yet, get these friggin losers a lobotomy or a 1-way ticket anywhere out of this country. It's no wonder why this once-great country is dying right before our very eyes. Just pull into the Sprawl-Mart parking lot and witness the white-trash in rusted-out Dodge minivans. No need to go inside unless you want to see the white trash at it's finest fighting over a "deal" at XMas. Ain't free trade and worker exploitation great? The US gets dumber by the minute, thanks to idiot bought-and-paid-for politicians, exploiting banksters, and the even-dumber slobs who support it because they don't know any better. I'm looking at you Sprawl-Mart slobs, you make me beyond sick. End rant.
    It's the same in Canada. The area in and around Wal-Mart is dominated by circus animals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by REO 54 View Post
    So,uh...I have to ask the obvious...how does one wipe with the new and improved Wal-Mart Butt Lift???
    They have to turn the other cheeks!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pyramid View Post
    99% of the shoppers and employees of The People of Sprawl-Mart have had a "butt-lift." Better yet, get these friggin losers a lobotomy or a 1-way ticket anywhere out of this country. It's no wonder why this once-great country is dying right before our very eyes. Just pull into the Sprawl-Mart parking lot and witness the white-trash in rusted-out Dodge minivans. No need to go inside unless you want to see the white trash at it's finest fighting over a "deal" at XMas. Ain't free trade and worker exploitation great? The US gets dumber by the minute, thanks to idiot bought-and-paid-for politicians, exploiting banksters, and the even-dumber slobs who support it because they don't know any better. I'm looking at you Sprawl-Mart slobs, you make me beyond sick. End rant.
    Sounds like you spend a lot of time at Wally's house, bro. You a 99%er?

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    Just pull into the Sprawl-Mart parking lot and witness the white-trash in rusted-out Dodge minivans.
    Quit picking on me just cause I'm white.
    And the dodge is only rusted where the dents cracked my paint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pyramid View Post
    99% of the shoppers and employees of The People of Sprawl-Mart have had a "butt-lift." Better yet, get these friggin losers a lobotomy or a 1-way ticket anywhere out of this country. It's no wonder why this once-great country is dying right before our very eyes. Just pull into the Sprawl-Mart parking lot and witness the white-trash in rusted-out Dodge minivans. No need to go inside unless you want to see the white trash at it's finest fighting over a "deal" at XMas. Ain't free trade and worker exploitation great? The US gets dumber by the minute, thanks to idiot bought-and-paid-for politicians, exploiting banksters, and the even-dumber slobs who support it because they don't know any better. I'm looking at you Sprawl-Mart slobs, you make me beyond sick. End rant.
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