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Banker suicides self AKA Banker Death Watch

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  1. Goldhedge

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    Dear Jim,

    I’m sure this has absolutely nothing to do with LIBOR

    CIGA DEREK

    Dear Derek,

    Stabbing yourself repeatedly to death is like shooting yourself in the back of the head with a hunting rifle, a tad suspect.

    Regards,
    Jim

    'Stressed' Bank of England official stabbed self to death
    A Bank of England manager stabbed himself to death due to the over-whelming pressure he was under at work, an inquest has heard.

    The body of Christopher Dymond, 52, was discovered in a secluded car park in Herongate, Essex, after his family had reported him missing.

    A post-mortem revealed Mr Dymond died from self-inflicted stab wounds to his chest and cuts to his arms.
    His grieving father, Denis Dymond, told an inquest: "Our over-arching point of view is that Chris's death came about because of intense anxiety which was work-related.

    "He was let down in the duty of care by his employers."

    The father-of-three had been reported missing by his concerned family at around 10.30pm on April 21 this year after they were unable to contact him.

    Police launched a full-scale search and discovered the body early the following morning four miles from the family home in a car park at Herongate Athletic Football Club.

    A note was found addressed to his wife, Sharon, with whom he lived at the family's home in Shenfield, Essex.
    Coroner Mrs Caroline Beasley-Murray said there were no suspicious circumstances and recorded a verdict of suicide at an inquest held in Chelmsford, Essex.

    She said: "It is patently clear from what Mr Dymond expressed in the note that he was suffering extreme anxiety about work-related matters."

    Mr Dymond is believed to have been heavily involved in the transfer of responsibility and power for bank regulation from the Financial Services Authority to the Bank of England in the weeks leading up to his death in his role managing IT services.

    His colleagues at the Bank of England released a tribute at the time of his death saying: "Chris Dymond was a highly valued colleague to all those that worked with him.

    "He was extremely well known and a popular member of staff. He will be very much missed here at the bank. Our sympathies and thoughts are with his family at this difficult time."

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/...f-England-official-stabbed-self-to-death.html
     
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    Re: Banker suicides self

    and highly expendable too !
     
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    Re: Banker suicides self

    Stabbing yourself in the chest after cutting your arms is the best way.
     
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    Re: Banker suicides self

    musta been thinking bout cutting cost's .
     
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    Re: Banker suicides self

    Jamie Dimon...

    Bob Diamond...

    Chris Dymond....


    Whats up with that? First thing that struck me was the simmilartiy of names. Mabye it's a sign of things to come,and Chris now has set a new
    prescident.
     
  6. honu5050

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    ya left out legs diamond .
     
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    Re: Banker suicides self


    ...........:hmmmm2: ???
     
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    a distant 2nd cuz .
     
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    Re: Banker suicides self

    I think its pronounced demon isnt it?
     
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    Re: Banker suicides self

    anybody check on Neil?

    he has been making bank for years.......
     
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    Re: Banker suicides self

    o'yea mr old floks savings & loan schister the bugger in da BUSH .
     
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    Re: Banker suicides self

    He's around.

     
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    Re: Banker suicides self

    One dead banker......somewhere, an angel just got his wings.
     
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    JPMorgan Technology VP Dies in Fall From London Headquarters

    Apparently, too good for hanging like the other guy...?

    JPMorgan Technology VP Dies in Fall From London Headquarters
    By Ben Moshinsky and Ambereen Choudhury Jan 28, 2014

    A vice president in technology operations, Gabriel Magee, died after falling from JPMorgan Chase & Co. (JPM)’s London headquarters, the bank said today.

    The 39-year-old fell from 25 Bank Street in the Canary Wharf area onto a ninth-floor roof, London’s Metropolitan Police said, having been called to the scene at 8:02 this morning.

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    Magee had worked for JPMorgan since 2004 in the corporate and investment bank’s technology support department, the New York-based lender said in a statement.

    “We are deeply saddened to have lost a member of the JPMorgan family at 25 Bank Street today,” said Jennifer Zuccarelli, a spokeswoman for JPMorgan in London. “Our thoughts and sympathy are with his family and his friends.”

    The 11-year-old skyscraper is 33 stories high, according to building-data provider Emporis. It was formerly the European headquarters of Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc., which filed for the largest bankruptcy in U.S. history in 2008. The police are not treating the death as suspicious and no arrests have been made.

    JPMorgan took over the office and began moving investment banking staff over to the building in January 2012, according to the lender’s website.

    To contact the reporters on this story: Ben Moshinsky in London at bmoshinsky@bloomberg.net; Ambereen Choudhury in London at achoudhury@bloomberg.net

    To contact the editor responsible for this story: Anthony Aarons at aaarons@bloomberg.net

    http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-...l-from-jpmorgan-london-office-police-say.html
     
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    Re: JPMorgan Technology VP Dies in Fall From London Headquarters

    How many's that this week? :confused:
     
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    Re: JPMorgan Technology VP Dies in Fall From London Headquarters

    Funny,
    I tried to find other stories in which a "truth seeking journalist" would give the rest of the story.
    Like: "wall of skyscraper mysteriously opens up & top executive is sucked to his death"

    If a truck driver commits suicide reporters are all over trying to dig up details of job loss, wife left him etc.
    The silence is deafening.
     
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    Re: JPMorgan Technology VP Dies in Fall From London Headquarters

    The building is obviously unsafe. It should be evacuated immediately.
     
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    Re: JPMorgan Technology VP Dies in Fall From London Headquarters

    Uh, These buildings usually do not have windows that open. :wait: :36_1_25: :s13:
     
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    Re: JPMorgan Technology VP Dies in Fall From London Headquarters

    "... The police are not treating the death as suspicious and no arrests have been made".


    Worse case of slipping on a banana peel this week.
     
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    Re: JPMorgan Technology VP Dies in Fall From London Headquarters

    Hmmmmm. what did they know, that we don't :confused:
     
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    Re: JPMorgan Technology VP Dies in Fall From London Headquarters

    Technology VP?

    Maybe this is because he forgot to alert his superiors to the rising importance of bitcoin? :hmmmm2:
     
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    Re: JPMorgan Technology VP Dies in Fall From London Headquarters

    A TEST OF THE 9/11 FREE FALL SPEED ? OR PERHAPS HE WAS CHASED ? :ban-cha::eating:
     
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    QWAK,One small step for one man --- one GREAT step for mankind!:23_28_100s::thumbs_up::cheerful::banana::ban-cha:

    the DUCK :s9:
     
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    Third Banker, Former Fed Member, "Found Dead" Inside A Week

    Third Banker, Former Fed Member, "Found Dead" Inside A Week

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    If the stock market were already crashing then it would be simple to blame the dismally sad rash of dead bankers in the last week on that - certainly that was reflected in 1929. However, for the third time in the last week, a senior financial executive has died in what appears to be a suicide. As Bloomberg reports, following the deaths of a JPMorgan senior manager (Tuesday) and a Deutsche Bank executive (Sunday), Russell Investments' Chief Economist (and former Fed economist) Mike Dueker was found dead at the side of a highway in Washington State. Police said the death appeared to be a suicide.

    But as Michael Snyder noted recently, if the stock market was already crashing, it would be easy to blame the suicides on that. The world certainly remembers what happened during the crash of 1929...

    Dueker had also been a research economist at the St. Louis Fed:

    So, with stocks a mere 4% off their highs, are so many high ranking and well respected bankers committing suicide?

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-01-31/third-banker-former-fed-member-found-dead-inside-week
     
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    Re: Third Banker, Former Fed Member, "Found Dead" Inside A Week

    How is "falling down an embankment" considered suicide? One can't help but wonder if perhaps if he was trying to get away from someone else? Either that or wanted to see what was on the other side and fell--which would be an accident.
     
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    Re: Third Banker, Former Fed Member, "Found Dead" Inside A Week

    Only a matter of time before it is blamed on the weather.
     
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    Re: Third Banker, Former Fed Member, "Found Dead" Inside A Week

    HMMMMMMM, does the term "Arkancide" come to mind :confused:
     
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    Re: Third Banker, Former Fed Member, "Found Dead" Inside A Week

    Or suicided?
     
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    Re: Third Banker, Former Fed Member, "Found Dead" Inside A Week

    Eggzactly, just ahead of the crowd...

    for banksters.jpg
     
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    Re: Third Banker, Former Fed Member, "Found Dead" Inside A Week

    Possible whistleblowers ...somebody is cleaning up loose ends.
     
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    Re: Third Banker, Former Fed Member, "Found Dead" Inside A Week

    Sorry to their souls and families, but there's got to be some good jokes in here.


    Why did the banker cross the road...????


    Three bankers die and arrive in hell...???
     
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    Smells like it to me.
     
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    Re: Third Banker, Former Fed Member, "Found Dead" Inside A Week

    Wonder if he tied his hands behind his back before he threw himself over?
     
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    Re: Third Banker, Former Fed Member, "Found Dead" Inside A Week

    One thing throughout history that has always been true:


    DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES...
     
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    Didn't Shakespeare have saying about this ? Like one dead lawyer/ banker is considered a good start or something like that
     
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    http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode12.htm
     
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    Re: Third Banker, Former Fed Member, "Found Dead" Inside A Week

    What are the odds that during Great Depression only 20 bankers committed suicide but in a week we have already had 3. Things aren't even melting down yet.
     
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    Re: Third Banker, Former Fed Member, "Found Dead" Inside A Week

    I had heard it as: "What is 1000 dead lawyers, on the bottom of the ocean? A good start!"

    Sooo, "What is 3 dead banksters found dead in Wall Street. A good start ??"

    Probably not Shakespeare, ohhhh well :vollkommenauf:
     
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