Gold doesn't have the wild price fluctuations that shitcoin does and that's what makes it so unattractive to the degenerate speculators who want to stare at their computer screen all day pretending to be "investing".
But wait, one of the crypto bugs showed me a bit gold coin and was asking my opinion. Bad money drives all the good out of circulation. They constantly taunt that gold is doing nothing and there is no return on investment.
I feel bad for the crypto investospeculators. They are chasing after the elusive spectacular gain.
Or if one was fortunate enough to have a YUUUGE amount of gold coins, it would be just good enough for filling up a pool with it and diving in it like Scrooge McDuck would do in the cartoon way back when.