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    I once got a fortune that said I would own bushels of gold coins. FAIL!!!

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    I can see how this might work in the right situation.

    SATURDAY
    Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club
    with a breath takingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman
    who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and
    who hangs over Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word.

    His buddies at the club are all aghast. At their very first chance, they
    corner him and ask, “Bob, how’d you get the trophy girlfriend?” Bob replied
    “Girlfriend? She's my wife!” They’re knocked over, but continue to ask:
    “So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?” “I lied about my age,” Bob
    replied. “What? Did you tell her you were only 50?”
    Bob smiled and said, “No, I told her I was 90.”
     
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    Can you say 'pants'?

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    New meaning of 'selfie'...


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    The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

    "Hello?”
    "Is your daddy home?”
    Small voice whispered, "Yes, he's out in the garden,”
    "May I talk with him?”
    The child whispered, "No.”
    So the boss asked, "Well, is your Mommy there?”
    "Yes, she's out in the garden too.”
    The boss asked; "May I talk with her?”
    Again the ‘No’.

    Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?”
    "Yes", whispered the child, "a policeman.”

    Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?”

    "No, He's busy," whispered the child.

    "Busy doing what?”

    "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the police dog men.”

    Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background, the boss asked, "What is that noise?" "It's a helicopter" answered the whispering voice.

    "What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
    "The search team just landed a helicopter.”

    "A search team?" said the boss "What are they searching for?”

    Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle… "ME"
     
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    yeah, IDK what it means but I like it I do.
     
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    SEX ADVICE FOR BEGINNERS……..
    A young woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.

    "Do you enjoy it?" the doctor asked.

    "Actually, yes I do," she answered.

    "Does it hurt you?" he asked.

    "No. I rather like it," she responded.

    "Well, then," the doctor continued, "there's no reason that you shouldn’t practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care to not get pregnant.”

    The woman was mystified. "What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?”

    "Of course," the doctor replied.

    "Where do you think people like Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Jesse Jackson, or Al Sharpton came from?"
     
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    If you've never been neck deep in pussy then meet your siblings:
     
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    I call my motorcycle "T" - stands for it's long name - "Therapy" chopper.gif
     
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    McCain supposedly has an Achilles tear and needs to wear a brace

    Did he forget which leg was injured?

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    This one's been around for awhile...
    I don't ride, but I think it's probably true.
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