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  1. Lt Dan

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    Yup, that's the way it I remember it.
     
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    Or "Call me Ishmael." C__Data_Users_DefApps_AppData_INTERNETEXPLORER_Temp_Saved Images_navy-humor.jpg Moby Dick on Pinterest _ Gregory Peck, Whales and Novels.jpg
     
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    ^^^^^^
    Classic.
     
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    Back when I was a kid, it was wax fruit. Damn, they sure looked good! And for some reason, the wax fruit was usually near one of those steel ball clackers (balls hanging from strings).
     
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    Dan! Dan! It's me, Bottom Feeder! You do know why I put this in the "Joke of the Day" thread, right?

    Or maybe you're jokin too. :p

    BF
     
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    Lt Dan Gold Pirate Gold Chaser

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    I know nothing of any jokes. :blond: :don't know:

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    My highschool sweetheart was a quaker girl named Irene.

    After we had been dating a while my mom took me aside and told me, "I know you will have to sow your wild oats, but I don't want to see any Quaker Oats running around".


    don't die laughing.
     
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    Goldhedge...

    <grin>

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    She's pretty cute. Had me goin' there, for just a second.
     
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    We have the same problem out here

    No kidding "new hope road" is exit 420
     
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    right up until she said "Drama-Mine" yep that's where I cut out.
     
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    The good old 'no shit story' great way to start off a tall tale.
     
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    Oldie but goodie....

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    Joke of the day? My HDD and me. I have been limping along as a cripple and just figured it out, now for self surgery. Thing of it is and this is the real joke: My warranty ran out on 1/20/2018 now ain't that a hoot,
     
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    I just picked up a 1 TB backup drive just to save me from catastrophes like this. It was only $49 at the local electronics store, Frys.com, with tax it was $53. Well worth the peace of mind, and you can get free shipping on it. It's super small too. WDElementsdrive.jpg
     
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    I've had a couple of those externals go bad over the years.
    However! I've also worked on a few washers.

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    Backing up has been the norm forever. External drives are a workable solution ... so long as you use them as backups. If you have less than 2 up to date copies of your data .... well, it's the same logic I often hear about guns .... If you have 2, you have one. If you have one, you have none.

    I will warn against something I've seen recently. Thumb drive RAID. Folks taking a 10 port USB hub and loading it with cheap USB drives, then using software to map it into a single larger drive. The problem with this is ... multiple points of failure. Usually they're configured to Raid 0 with no redundancy and when one drive craps out ... the entire thing is flushed. That's when I start hearing the cries of "But but but ... RAID!!!" Yeah, there's a level of raid with no redundancy and you picked it. RAID 5 can stand losing a drive ... but I've yet to see anyone using it for this.
     
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    I've also done some plumbing repairs.

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