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Some Short One-liners

Discussion in 'Topical Discussions (In Depth)' started by Bottom Feeder, Mar 7, 2017.



  1. BarnacleBob

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    Microsoft Works.... LOL!
     
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    Bottom Feeder Hypophthalmichthys molitrix

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    Stupid decisions are always the easiest.
    Never trade luck for skill

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    michael59 heads up-butts down Platinum Bling

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    funny...lost my phone number...just funny
     
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    You’re never as good or as bad as people say you are.

    The friends of my enemy are my enemy.

    What America needs is a better class of outlaw.

    Ain’t many problems a man can’t fix with a couple thousand dollars and a 30-06.

    In a society where everybody is guilty, the only crime is getting caught.

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    michael59 heads up-butts down Platinum Bling

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    Yeah I gots that but ... but why should lead cost K's of dollars? couple pennies and problem solved, period. And, of course utilizing lead opens up more problems which cost's more money. U know; I'd rather die from lead poisoning than from money poisoning.....just say'yn.

    edit: My one liner is...I'd rather die from lead poisoning than from money poisoning. just clarification.
     
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    No, michael, not thousands of bucks worth a bullets, the couple thousand is for extenuating circumstances. ;)
    And some problems are justa little bigger than others and may need that extra lead.

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    Dumber than a bag of dicks in a five and dime whorehouse.
     
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    Your mother & wife never saw the irony in calling you a son-of-a-bitch.

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    Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

    My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
     
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    I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said ‘No, six should be enough.’

    Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot them?

    Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma.

    The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is in the taste.

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    Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.

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    Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.

    See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

    You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon’. Need I say more?

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    If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

    Nobody goes to that place anymore. It's too popular.

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    Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.

    If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

    When we were together, you always said you’d die for me. Now that we’ve broke up, I think it’s time you kept your promise!

    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
     
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    Not as stupid as the people that vote for her.
     
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    One liner?

    Gold is Money.
     
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    Was he Irish?

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