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Discussion in 'Coffee Shack (Daily News/Economy)' started by Scorpio, Nov 29, 2016.



  1. Agavegirl1

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    Okay, I am just going to hang out at the bar for a while. I'm just shocked about the Michigan recount and don't need a safe house for the moment. For those interested, the top of my China Hutch has been located in Iowa at the manufacturer's warehouse and they forgot to put it on the truck. (Safe House talk).

    I am having a rum and diet coke. Prefer a good bourbon but that is for special occasions. Meanwhile, I will attempt to plan a vacation for March.
     
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    Scorp, here is what I believe to be the original.

    Some talented people making good humor on a budget in Nigeria. Just need to get past the accent and colloquialisms.



    More here. https://www.youtube.com/user/MarkAngelComedy/videos

    Another short but very funny one.



    The producer is Mark Angel and his little star is Emanuella.

    Golden Regards
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  3. Son of Gloin

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    Just curious. What is shocking to you about the Mich recount?
     
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    Failure to count the votes in precincts where the voter total and total ballots cast do not match. Here, it would require a mandatory hand recount at the county level. Smacks of fraud, incompetence or both.
     
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    I hadn't heard or read about this, yet. Yes, it does sound squirrelly, doesn't it?
     
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    hired a new waitress today............

    she is a bit sassy, so you are on your own with her


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    What's the word....................

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    From Casablanca:
    Strasser: "Do you mind if I ask you a few questions?"
    Rick: "Unofficially, of course."
    Strasser: "What is your nationality?"
    Rick: "I'm a drunkard."
    Renault: "And that makes Rick a citizen of the world."
     
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    Hell of a time for a dollar and a dime!
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    Notice my bottle is still full :-)
     
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    I remember the phrase as:
    What's the word?
    Thunderbird
    What's the price?
    Fifty, twice.

    The hell of a time for a dollar and a dime must be a later version, but I don't remember it.
     
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    Da Booze Hound...

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    Wonder if she says "Nostrovia"?
     
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    Who knows...

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    Good grief...it'd be nice to keep the Oblunders and Hildebeasts, et al out of this thread. I come here to drink, not puke.
     
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    I thought the same thing too but then again it might have been an incentive to make someone drink.
     
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    a round for the boyz if you please ma'am



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    As I'm not imbibing, I retain fireworks-lighting rights! ...OW! Damn those fast fuses!
    R.
     
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    Girls just wanna have fun.......................

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    Support the UBF.............

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