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Hat is off to Avi. her story in the Honey thread got me thinking many of us here have heard or seen some crazy shit happen through out life journeys.
Feel Free to Post your tale/tales here:
I'll prime the pump.
I had just graduated high school. I took my brothers and their friend to HARA ARENA ( Dayton, Ohio) to watch Big Time Wrestling. The original Sheik and Bobo Brazil were the main event. It was also 50 cent BEER Night. Two or three rows behind us some guys were enjoying the cheap beer to much.
I guess one of their favorite wrestlers got beat and they were pissed off and drunk.
Being a big guy I am a magnet for problem situations and I could feel this one coming.
I got my brothers and their friend in front me when we were walking out. The drunks were behind me with other fans between us. As we were walking out the door I told my brother "If I tell you to run you run, and lock yourselves in the car".
Next hing I heard was "YOU FAT Mother FUCKER" and a blow to the back of my head. I was hit so hard my vision left me for a second.
Just as my vision came back I seen an army boot come crashing into my mouth. It spun me around and I fell on to the hood of a car. I moved my tongue to find I had gotten teeth kicked out.
Still laying on the hood getting pounded on my back I felt the teeth gone. I spun around yelling "YOU MOTHER FUCKERS". My right fist came flying around haymaker style and I caught one of the bastards on the side of the head and knocked his ass to the ground. His buddies saw him down and started running thru the parked cars in all directions. When I gain some thought process back I turned back to the bastard I decked he was crab walking backwards trying to get to his feet. He was just able to escape my grab when he took off like a sprinter's stance.
10 seconds and I was torn up. Busted Lip, chin and teeth all from the boot.
I told that to tell this:
We walked back into Hara Arena and security (did not see the assault of course) did call an ambulance for me. Told my brothers to get to a phone call mom and get home.
When the ambulance folks got there ( NO EMTs at the time just First Aid) they wiped down the wounds, patched me up and told me they were taking me to the hospital E.R. My lip and chin needed stitches.
The ambulance folks took me right back to the ER cots and moved me over. Curtains go all away around me and the nurse and doc start checking me.
I could hear a man in the bed left of me yelling " GIVE ME SOME MORPHINE,..". Naming every pain killer under Sun at the time. He just kept going like a broken record "GIVE ME THIS, GIVE ME THAT..."
They sent me for a head X-ray after the doctor ( real doctors moonlighting at the time) had stitched me up. When I got back brotha man was still yelling his drug wish list.
While waiting for the doctor to read the X-ray I see some Dayton Police Officers walk by me and stopped right where "Doctor PainKillers" is. They introduced themselves and told him "We understand you have a gunshot wound. We need to take a report".
After a few minutes of trying to bullshit the cops Brotha Man said " Well I heard So&So and So&So were out after me and were going to collect what I owed 'em. I put the word out 'I'm Packin' and don't want no shit from them. I was walkin' down the alley at (such and such )when I noticed two dudes walkin' my way. I yelled at 'em I have a gun and I'm not afraid to use it. Next thing I know they had my gun and shot me with it".
I about roll off the cart and it hurt to laugh.
Just then mom got there and they released me to her.
This was just the beginning of an even longer story. But getting shot with your own gun takes the cake in my book.
Feel Free to Post your tale/tales here:
I'll prime the pump.
I had just graduated high school. I took my brothers and their friend to HARA ARENA ( Dayton, Ohio) to watch Big Time Wrestling. The original Sheik and Bobo Brazil were the main event. It was also 50 cent BEER Night. Two or three rows behind us some guys were enjoying the cheap beer to much.
I guess one of their favorite wrestlers got beat and they were pissed off and drunk.
Being a big guy I am a magnet for problem situations and I could feel this one coming.
I got my brothers and their friend in front me when we were walking out. The drunks were behind me with other fans between us. As we were walking out the door I told my brother "If I tell you to run you run, and lock yourselves in the car".
Next hing I heard was "YOU FAT Mother FUCKER" and a blow to the back of my head. I was hit so hard my vision left me for a second.
Just as my vision came back I seen an army boot come crashing into my mouth. It spun me around and I fell on to the hood of a car. I moved my tongue to find I had gotten teeth kicked out.
Still laying on the hood getting pounded on my back I felt the teeth gone. I spun around yelling "YOU MOTHER FUCKERS". My right fist came flying around haymaker style and I caught one of the bastards on the side of the head and knocked his ass to the ground. His buddies saw him down and started running thru the parked cars in all directions. When I gain some thought process back I turned back to the bastard I decked he was crab walking backwards trying to get to his feet. He was just able to escape my grab when he took off like a sprinter's stance.
10 seconds and I was torn up. Busted Lip, chin and teeth all from the boot.
I told that to tell this:
We walked back into Hara Arena and security (did not see the assault of course) did call an ambulance for me. Told my brothers to get to a phone call mom and get home.
When the ambulance folks got there ( NO EMTs at the time just First Aid) they wiped down the wounds, patched me up and told me they were taking me to the hospital E.R. My lip and chin needed stitches.
The ambulance folks took me right back to the ER cots and moved me over. Curtains go all away around me and the nurse and doc start checking me.
I could hear a man in the bed left of me yelling " GIVE ME SOME MORPHINE,..". Naming every pain killer under Sun at the time. He just kept going like a broken record "GIVE ME THIS, GIVE ME THAT..."
They sent me for a head X-ray after the doctor ( real doctors moonlighting at the time) had stitched me up. When I got back brotha man was still yelling his drug wish list.
While waiting for the doctor to read the X-ray I see some Dayton Police Officers walk by me and stopped right where "Doctor PainKillers" is. They introduced themselves and told him "We understand you have a gunshot wound. We need to take a report".
After a few minutes of trying to bullshit the cops Brotha Man said " Well I heard So&So and So&So were out after me and were going to collect what I owed 'em. I put the word out 'I'm Packin' and don't want no shit from them. I was walkin' down the alley at (such and such )when I noticed two dudes walkin' my way. I yelled at 'em I have a gun and I'm not afraid to use it. Next thing I know they had my gun and shot me with it".
I about roll off the cart and it hurt to laugh.
Just then mom got there and they released me to her.
This was just the beginning of an even longer story. But getting shot with your own gun takes the cake in my book.