Do Australians produce anything?

[Strawboss]

Other than strife and distress? :biggrin:

 

[Book]

Not in thirty years...lol.

:smile:

 

[Gcubed]

I've heard rumors that they produce profits. How are your ventures doing?

 

[Zed]

Well we don't produce a loud whine like the one coming from the US's diff at the moment.

 

[Zed]

Other than strife and distress? :biggrin:

Be honest now Boss, you just don't like anything that makes you think too hard, it is uncomfortable right? I bet they are all PC down at the church, I bet they all nod together :yes: Nice and comfortable, nice and predictable eh?

 

[Tinbox]

they make good crocodile hunters

 

[Goldhedge]

Kangaroo's and Dingo dogs....

 

[Zed]

they make good crocodile hunters

Duuuuude! Made in HOLLYWOOD!

Nope we don't do anything of note down here at all, don't come here it is not worth the airfare! Complete and utter waste of time, stay where you are. We are all wastrels and convict crims with bad accents, no education, no talent, too much fat and no hope.

Unlike Americans!

Do yourself a favor, go to France or summin instead! :biggrin:

 

[notasockpuppet]

Other than strife and distress? :biggrin:

I am kind of embarrassed for you right now...

http://www.perthmint.com.au/

 

[Hystckndle]

Wasn't Captain and Tenille ( spelling ) from down under ?
Or no ?
She was hot.
Lotta nice women down there for sure.
Sigh.....Ok...anyhooo...
Awesome place it was when Haystack was there.
Different financial thinkers, a whole society of them as far as % compared to here.
Incredible natural resources.
Cannot wait to go back.

 

[Tinbox]

Duuuuude! Made in HOLLYWOOD!

Nope we don't do anything of note down here at all, don't come here it is not worth the airfare! Complete and utter waste of time, stay where you are. We are all wastrels and convict crims with bad accents, no education, no talent, too much fat and no hope.

Unlike Americans!

Do yourself a favor, go to France or summin instead! :biggrin:

exactly, didn't ya'll know australia is a prison colony!

 

[Zed]

I am kind of embarrassed for you right now...

http://www.perthmint.com.au/

Maaaaaaate! Those posh knobs over in WA couldn't make a decent coin to save their petootee's ... stick with good ol US mint stuff, lets us fester in our jealous mediocrity! We are happy and well balanced... chips on both shoulders!

 

[Gcubed]

I am kind of embarrassed for you right now...

http://www.perthmint.com.au/

Meh...
Not long ago he was asking if gold could lose all of its value! :s13:

 

[Zed]

Wasn't Captain and Tenille ( spelling ) from down under ?
She was hot.
Lotta nice women down there for sure.
Sigh.....Ok...anyhooo...
Awesome place it was when Haystack was there.
Different financial thinkers, a whole society of them as far as % compared to here.
Incredible natural resources.
Cannot wait to go back.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhsh! Nope they are all old, ugly and fat ---> YANKY GO HOME! :biggrin:

We broke, reevv arone, all chinese now! flug off round eyes! :bear_w00t:

 

[Silver]

Nope we don't do anything of note down here at all, don't come here it is not worth the airfare! Complete and utter waste of time, stay where you are. We are all wastrels and convict crims with bad accents, no education, no talent, too much fat and no hope.

Damn, I'm headed there for sure - sounds like paradise!

 

[Zed]

Meh...
Not long ago he was asking if gold could lose all of its value! :s13:

Valid question!

I'd say only if it was made in AUSTRALIA!!!! Don't buy OUR gold!!!!!! :biggrin:

 

[Zed]

Damn, I'm headed there for sure - sounds like paradise!

The customs women are big, have unhappy marriages, hate all males and have rubber gloves! :biggrin: Seriously duuuuude have some self respect, go to Greece, they NEED your $$$$!

 

[Alex Lemas]

The British pretty much used them for cannon fodder any time they can trick them into joining up. Of course the USA took note of this and began the same trick. It worked. "You guys just run up that hill", "Ok Mate". There having big water problems/no rain. The weather patterns have shifted and it rains out to sea now.
Lots of fires, lots of water problems coming in the future. God bless them though they love to party and wish they could own guns. Lots of Asians walking around with lots of money. God bless them though, they love to party.

 

[Zed]

Yeah BIG drought, place is a dust bowl!!!! Hot, sweaty, dusty, uncomfortable full of cranky, narky, party pooping drongos!

 

[Strawboss]

Yeah - you got me on that one. I had forgotten about that.

I am kind of embarrassed for you right now...

http://www.perthmint.com.au/

 

[Goldhedge]

Is it true what they say about French kissing in OZ?

 

[Tinbox]

A typical aussie's day:

6:00 AM- Wake up early from the overwhelming heat.

6:15 AM- Drink a couple cold Foster's

6:30 AM- Hitch a ride on a kangaroo to work

7 AM to 3 PM- Wrestle crocodiles, feed the Emu, flat out like a lizard drinking.

5 PM- More Fosters, barbecue some prawn, talk about the last time they were in a brothel with a fist full of fifties.

7 PM Chase kangaroos/play cricket

10 PM Flog the log/ hit the sack.

 

[Zed]

Is it true what they say about French kissing in OZ?

What that the chicks keep your tongue as a trophy!

Darn tootin!

and you don't wanna know why... :biggrin:

This is frontier land! Only the insane wanna live here.... sociopaths every one of us, just ask a Canadian, they will tell you!!!!

 

[Silver]

The customs women are big, have unhappy marriages, hate all males and have rubber gloves! :biggrin: Seriously duuuuude have some self respect, go to Greece, they NEED your $$$$!

Greece sounds good too! Probably some good buys from hungry desperate people - perfect vacation:]

Texans used to talk down the state with tongue in cheek to keep out the newcomers. Only problem is now it is not a joke, its gone to ****e.

 

[gtopillado]

Another stupid question.

 

[Zed]

Another stupid question.

I would say thanks but my thank you button ran dry! and besides we are all rude and don't say thank you. :biggrin:

 

[Zed]

Greece sounds good too! Probably some good buys from hungry desperate people - perfect vacation:]

Texans used to talk down the state with tongue in cheek to keep out the newcomers. Only problem is now it is not a joke, its gone to ****e.

Shhhhhhshshhhh! Unlike us Texans will shoot you! :biggrin:

 

[andial]

Moto GP and AMA superbike champions. Plus barbecued shrimp/prawns?

 

[Gcubed]

Moto GP and AMA superbike champions. Plus barbecued shrimp.

Prawns my man, PRAWNS! :biggrin:

 

[Silver]

Shhhhhhshshhhh! Unlike us Texans will shoot you! :biggrin:

6th generation here - I do the shooting :]

 

[Argentium]

Oh, not much, just about 1/2 the iron ore sold globally and the majority of the zircon mined today, a big percentage of uranium ore and a lot of other minerals.

 

[Pyramid]

Austrailia produces gold and a littany of other base metals (copper, zinc etc.), not too mention surplus crops that are exported due to the low population. As far as their city people producing anything, I would question that. Hopefully they are not Sprawl-Mart slaves like most of the Western World.

 

[Hystckndle]

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Vegimite is actually pretty good stuff.

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[Tinbox]

great songs:565:

 

[TomD]

About half of the powders that I use for reloading are made in OZ. (look at bottom of container)

 

[Zed]

Awwwwww guys.... play along will ya! We are useless...OK!

Don't anyone mention the world leading uranium enrichment methods being pioneered here (no centrifuge!) or the world beating underground (as in in situ) coal UCG/GTL technology or. or.... :flute:

 

[mcmurph]

Other than stuff like this, it's probably a hellhole.

 

[Tinbox]

Awwwwww guys.... play along will ya! We are useless...OK!

Don't anyone mention the world leading uranium enrichment methods being pioneered here (no centrifuge!) or the world beating underground (as in in situ) coal UCG/GTL technology or. or.... :flute:

thank you so much for the uranium production :shocked_ma:

 

[Aussie]

Other than strife and distress? :biggrin:

I gotta admit, this one has me stumped Strawboss, what's with this esoteric question . . ?

When has Australia ever caused the world strife or distress . . ? Isn't that the USA's usual job . . ?

 

[Zed]

thank you so much for the uranium production :shocked_ma:

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Awww come now... you gunna blame us for a bad American design built in an earthquake zone? Yep I bet NS could actually manage that :biggrin: