Hurry! Hurry! Step right up! Sit right down and get fat NOW!!! Prepare for the catastrophe today!
This report just in--- Scientists are preparing to investigate GIMer methane releases. Non-confirmed reports of a thick grayish-green cloud expanding over GIM servers. Crowds are being evacuated! People are warned to stay away due to possible health implications! There are reports of odd sounds similar to thunder claps and exaggerated sighs of relief. Numerous fleeing people were overheard saying, "Oh GROSS!", "Ooooo!" and "My God!!!" Stay tuned for updates!!!
EDIT: Failure to type correctly resulted in "gayish clouds" as opposed to "grayish clouds". Can't blame this one on digital dyslexia.