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How much is a Liberal worth? About $36.00!

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SCIENCE OF LIBERAL FERTILIZER : A LIBERAL IS WORTH $36 (THIRTY SIX DOLLARS)
(Dark Humor) (Yes, People have thought about this)

"I’m a big fan of composting dead bodies. In just a few months there is nothing but a grey stain. I run mostly static compost piles, only turning them once or twice over a year before spreading them on my orchards or making new gardens. In the turning I mix in some soil. I’ve composted pigs as large as 1,700 lbs. Even the bones and teeth dissolve. The hardest thing to compost is wool on sheep. That lasts a lot longer than everything else. "

"About .89% of us die each year, just under 1%. The US cremation rate is nearing 40%, so 60%+ are buried. 99%+ of burials are in OBCs (Outer Burial Containers), so whether or not the container itself is degradable, the OBC makes that degradation moot."

"For argument’s sake, lets give the average weight at burial 140# (a WAG) and assume that 100% of it is nutrient-based. If we do the math, on a US population of 300 million, that’s 158.5K OBC-inhibited bodies at a total of almost 23 million pounds of HABITAT fertilizer."

Now, The USA uses ~12M tons of Nitrogen fertilizer, and ~4M tons of Phosphate fertilizer. (Iowa esp).

So a total of 16M Tons of fertilizer and natural death rate produces only 23,000,000 (lbs) / 2000 (tons) = 11.5K tons. So normal deaths don't even move the needle.

So let's get serious, and say we're saving the skulls for the giant skull pyramid to commemorate the war, and that 100M is a rough number of 'those who must be eliminated', and that 140 is a poor estimate of average american weight, so that the weight of the skull doesn't matter too much for estimation purposes.

100m * 140 / 2000 = ~7M tons of fertilizer. Which is just under half the yearly demand for the USA. Now, assuming that we compost the remains for 90-120 days, and do a 50/50 mix, we can save about 8M tons of fertilizer.

At $450 a ton, that's 450 * 8M = $3.600,000,000 savings for farmers. Or roughly 3.6B/100M = $36 Per Liberal.

So there you have it.

A liberal is worth #36.
 

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When pol pot marched his entire nation into the agricultural and concentration camps about one in four people in the nation died.

They said his vision was to return Cambodia to about 900 years prior when it had a great dynasty. But since nobody really spoke to him for about the first year and half, how do we know it wasn't actually a bankers' ploy from behind the scenes to save on fertilizer for their rice exports?

One thing I do know, his form of gov't had absolutely nothing to do with liberalism.
 

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When pol pot marched his entire nation into the agricultural and concentration camps about one in four people in the nation died.

They said his vision was to return Cambodia to about 900 years prior when it had a great dynasty. But since nobody really spoke to him for about the first year and half, how do we know it wasn't actually a bankers' ploy from behind the scenes to save on fertilizer for their rice exports?

One thing I do know, his form of gov't had absolutely nothing to do with liberalism.
Wonderful dissertation but light years off topic!
 

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Wonderful dissertation but light years off topic!
I thought it was extremely relevant. I already regret eating so much rice from those years. Maybe other members also ate rice from those days in nam. I just wanted them to know, it wasn't fertilized with only liberals, there were children as young as babies in that tragedy. I don't think it matters if their parents were in favor of a dictatorship or were left leaning, the fertilizer content is going to be about the same. Was just pointing out the obvious for any newbees, of course the trolls will call me on this really nothing more than "trying to help out" post, and claim I'm off topic. There's always some distraction, deflection, deceitful or attacking technique they can trot out.

ANyway, back to the point, I've started to try and check to see where my food comes from over the last few decades. The bankers get to check theirs, I can assure of that. If you don't think this "checking" is important, then you may want to read the OP again.
 
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BB I'm shocked you would post that! You totally forgot about the burden on society they are. Add in that savings over a lifetime from welfare, schooling, crime, healthcare, damage to others & the opportunities taken away from working people, etc...... Then come back with your updated report. D-!
 

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BB I'm shocked you would post that! You totally forgot about the burden on society they are. Add in that savings over a lifetime from welfare, schooling, crime, healthcare, damage to others & the opportunities taken away from working people, etc...... Then come back with your updated report. D-!
I did some math: Liberals are worth about a half-million each. But the removal "value" goes up by a million a year after age 50 due to them becoming more effective at spending other people's wealth.
 

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About 15 years ago a friend, the son of a diseased doctor offered me a medical display skull that his father had left to him. It is a female skull that had the cranium cut and fitted with some moveable hooks to latch it shut. The lower jaw was fitted with a spring so it would move but remain together, all expertly done. The only flaw is that it is missing a front tooth. We joked that she must have died in a bar fight or something. Anyway, for some dumb assed reason I just had to have it. I was going to fit it with a little pneumatic cylinder to snap the jaw open and closed and glue a cigarette in the tooth gap for a Halloween display. For 30 bucks it was mine. I made him give me a signed receipt with the notations of where he got it so I wouldn't be accused of murder or something. Didn't know if it was legal to have it or not.

Immediately after buying it I got an extreme case of buyer's remorse. The thing completely creeped me out so I stuffed it in a storage box along with the receipt and hid it away having done nothing with it. Looking around though I found a market for it. There are a number of websites that do nothing but trade this sort of thing- skeletons and the whole deal. A place in Oklahoma offered me $600 for it. Next time I'm headed that way I'll take it to them if for no other reason than to get it the hell out of here. But for $600 this one must have been a conservative or at least a Libertarian.
 

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... for $600 this one must have been a conservative or at least a Libertarian.
"Conservative, liberalism, libertarian - those are philosophy. Our natio was supposed to be a republic of laws and justice. A republic is not a philosophy, it is not like socialism or capitalism where you need a bunch of degrees in higher education to work out and explain what that will really mean at ground level.

A republic skips all that theory, it cuts to the bone and clears up all confusion. A republic rejects the irrelevant debates and the unclear details and spells out the marching orders at the highest layer.

Anything not specifically spelled out was handled gracefully and prudently by our founding fathers, when they wrote into our constitution that anything not specifically mentioned would be left to state gov'ts to decide for their own individual state. You don't like taxes, move to a state that has less. You like lots of driver's licence regulations, move to a state which has them.... so on and so forth..

If a conservative is worth $600, then those men who pull the wool back and tell the truth, ignore the philosophical debate and make concrete law which would work had it been adhered to should be worth at least a few thousand GAEs.
 

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...But for $600 this one must have been a conservative or at least a Libertarian.
If a conservative is worth $600, then those men who pull the wool back and tell the truth, ignore the philosophical debate and make concrete law which would work had it been adhered to should be worth at least a few thousand GAEs.
Good catch! Not sure what I was thinking but it is that one! And the serial numbers match! It's all yours for a single GAE!

PM me for mailing instructions.
 

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I did some math: Liberals are worth about a half-million each. But the removal "value" goes up by a million a year after age 50 due to them becoming more effective at spending other people's wealth.
Did you forget about all the public employees it takes to distribute those funds Unca? How about interest on that money as we are in debt? Lost opportunities by others? How about the "free" healthcare that raises everyone elses costs?