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JEFF BEZOS RIDES A "BLUE" DILDO

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1:30 min. mark:
 

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shouldn't be surprised, I've always thought the amazon logo was fairly phallic.
 

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If you look at the logo, there's an arrow that makes a look like a "smile". It also implies that the company has everything from A <arrow> to Z.
 

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now...to actually get them to leave and remain gone, that would be exciting

:green tea:
 

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Some of the footage yesterday looked CGI to me
 

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Space Returns Unwanted Amazon Delivery
July 20th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com
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WEST TEXAS—Outer space has returned an unwanted Amazon package that was sent to it unsolicited yesterday. According to witnesses, the package floated gently back down to earth after being rejected. Locals have asked Amazon to please "pick this thing up and bring it back to the warehouse" as no one really wants it around or knows what to do with it. If you know who ordered a giant metal gumdrop with 4 dudes in it, please call Amazon immediately.

 

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Freakin Bezos gave the meme'ers a lob over the plate with this skit.
 

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Nice that we paid for that...I wonder what we buy next?
 

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Someone did a really good job on this vid. lol


As billionaire Jeff Bezos was launched into space, we couldn't help but notice something weird about his .... rocket.

 

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Done a long time ago.
 

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Someone did a really good job on this vid. lol


As billionaire Jeff Bezos was launched into space, we couldn't help but notice something weird about his .... rocket.

Found this in the comments..

Bezos -"I'll be gentle, I promise I'll just put the tip in"

Universe - " That's ok I'm over the Virgin thing!""