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Why Carry a Gun?

My old Grandpa said to me, 'Son, there comes a time in every man's life when he stops bustin' knuckles and starts bustin' caps and usually it's when he becomes too old to take a whoopin'.'

I don't carry a gun to kill people; I carry a gun to keep from being killed.

I don't carry a gun because I'm evil; I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the World.

I don't carry a gun because I hate the government; I carry a gun because I understand the limitations of government.

I don't carry a gun because I'm angry; I carry a gun so that I don't have to spend the rest of my life hating myself for failing to be prepared.

I don't carry a gun because I want to shoot someone; I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed and not on a sidewalk somewhere tomorrow afternoon.

I don't carry a gun to make me feel like a man; I carry a gun because men know how to take care of themselves and the ones they love.

I don't carry a gun because I feel inadequate; I carry a gun because unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am inadequate.

I don't carry a gun because I love it; I carry a gun because I love life and the people who make it meaningful to me.

Police protection is an oxymoron: Free citizens must protect themselves because police do not protect you from crime; they just investigate the crime after it happens and then call someone in to clean up the mess.

Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to take a whoopin'!
 

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You need to be reported for this shit....I tried but was rejected....mountain man ur just f'ed up as thatr is way worse that walts damn snakes off the plain thighy….*head hits table misses nail*
Ya must have missed the warning I posted "Sadly this is not a joke!"
 

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"Women and roofing shingles are a lot alike.
If you don't nail them well enough they'll end up over at the neighbors."
 

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A least they have toilet paper. Hope that's not their only roll in their preps.

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"Women and roofing shingles are a lot alike.
If you don't nail them well enough they'll end up over at the neighbors."

My wife says,

"Oh yeah? Well men are like floor tiles -- lay them right the first time, and you can walk all over them for years!"
 

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MM that is classic
"Boo Hoo Hoo HOO — I don't want a job!!!"
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
She's going to make some young man very.............................................................miserable!
 

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