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Not a chance in hell, after you old white men(generalization) have massed debt upon your children, grandchildren, great grandchildren x5, that will never be payable, and you knew it. Transformed a single income family into a double slave, debt servitude, non-retiring generation. Of course inflation is going to screw you sideways as it did your parents. But you knew that too, or took the brown acid at Woodstock. Hope the majority of you live long enough to see the USD collapse and the Greatest Depression CRUSH all of us, except those on this site who have and continue to utilize foresight with a rear view mirror.
 

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Not a chance in hell, after you old white men(generalization) have massed debt upon your children, grandchildren, great grandchildren x5, that will never be payable, and you knew it. Transformed a single income family into a double slave, debt servitude, non-retiring generation. Of course inflation is going to screw you sideways as it did your parents. But you knew that too, or took the brown acid at Woodstock. Hope the majority of you live long enough to see the USD collapse and the Greatest Depression CRUSH all of us, except those on this site who have and continue to utilize foresight with a rear view mirror.
Who in the hell are you?
 

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Not a chance in hell, after you old white men(generalization) have massed debt upon your children, grandchildren, great grandchildren x5, that will never be payable, and you knew it. Transformed a single income family into a double slave, debt servitude, non-retiring generation. Of course inflation is going to screw you sideways as it did your parents. But you knew that too, or took the brown acid at Woodstock. Hope the majority of you live long enough to see the USD collapse and the Greatest Depression CRUSH all of us, except those on this site who have and continue to utilize foresight with a rear view mirror.
Bitter, party of one, your table is ready! BTW, you watch too much teevee and drink too much kool aid!
 

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Hey Guys... be nice. He'll be an old fart someday (if he gets lucky and works at it) and his grandchildren will point out HALF of ALL the assholes voters of his rotation voted for Bill, Hillary, Algore, and the nigger. Let him 'splain that to them, OK?

Meanwhile, don't you fret, stAG, you matter.





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Not a chance in hell, after you old white men(generalization) have massed debt upon your children, grandchildren, great grandchildren x5, that will never be payable, and you knew it. Transformed a single income family into a double slave, debt servitude, non-retiring generation. Of course inflation is going to screw you sideways as it did your parents. But you knew that too, or took the brown acid at Woodstock. Hope the majority of you live long enough to see the USD collapse and the Greatest Depression CRUSH all of us, except those on this site who have and continue to utilize foresight with a rear view mirror.
Well, a joke thread
so here's an old cartoon from an old fart to answer yer whipper-snapper remark:
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I paid my way for fifty years
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Not a chance in hell, after you old white men(generalization) have massed debt upon your children, grandchildren, great grandchildren x5, that will never be payable, and you knew it. Transformed a single income family into a double slave, debt servitude, non-retiring generation. Of course inflation is going to screw you sideways as it did your parents. But you knew that too, or took the brown acid at Woodstock. Hope the majority of you live long enough to see the USD collapse and the Greatest Depression CRUSH all of us, except those on this site who have and continue to utilize foresight with a rear view mirror.
I do hope I'm around for a transformation. DJT is getting the ball rolling.
 

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And, I'm like "should I reply to that with a or-casio twatever's meme?" Or should I just put that bottle of Ta-kill-ya against my head again and die from fluid-cide?" I'm going with fluid-cide.
 

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An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.

He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.

Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?"

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."

Dr. Young: Aaagh ! -- "This is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500.00

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!"

Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)

Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"

Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off.

ENJOY YOUR DAY!

P.S. This is written in large print for old Geezers.
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