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Joke of the day? This one is rich.

So this genie like lift punched out its block like two years ago, got a core and rebuilt it. And to get the engine out I had to knock out the end caps of the rotation drive. So engine in and its a how does this thing go together? Called braden winch and they said send pictures, so I did. I mean it is their winch anyways. And, all I got back was crickets so installed it anyway, stupid worm drive thing.....and here is the funny part...ahaha.....

I dropped in the brass slewing ring after getting the worm drive seated and the stupid thing was done incorrectly....hahahah and I am pissed, like really pissed....."I worked so hard for two days just to do it over..... NOW that's funny.
 

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Joke of the day? This one is rich.

So this genie like lift punched out its block like two years ago, got a core and rebuilt it. And to get the engine out I had to knock out the end caps of the rotation drive. So engine in and its a how does this thing go together? Called braden winch and they said send pictures, so I did. I mean it is their winch anyways. And, all I got back was crickets so installed it anyway, stupid worm drive thing.....and here is the funny part...ahaha.....

I dropped in the brass slewing ring after getting the worm drive seated and the stupid thing was done incorrectly....hahahah and I am pissed, like really pissed....."I worked so hard for two days just to do it over..... NOW that's funny.
If you could write that in English we all might enjoy the joke...
 

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If you could write that in English we all might enjoy the joke...
Helps if you're dyslexic!
I did understand, but didn't think it funny, as in, not a joke more like work.
Might be actually wrong thread.... :don't know:
 

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Helps if you're dyslexic!
I did understand, but didn't think it funny, as in, not a joke more like work.
Might be actually wrong thread.... :don't know:
You gotta admit, Mikey is unique.
 

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Joke is? Worked two days and put a hydraulic gear drive together backwards, so I worked hard just to do it over. It must be a mechanic thing.

Oh and all the pictures I sent to brendanwinch? They came back undeliverable and went to my spam folder and my phone don't show them so there is the other part of the joke. That/this part must be a techkie joke.

You know? With days like this and shit going wrong I think I should just drink whiskey so I could blame it on the whiskey. Oh, this must be the drunk part of the joke.
 

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Joke is? Worked two days and put a hydraulic gear drive together backwards, so I worked hard just to do it over. It must be a mechanic thing.

Oh and all the pictures I sent to brendanwinch? They came back undeliverable and went to my spam folder and my phone don't show them so there is the other part of the joke. That/this part must be a techkie joke.

You know? With days like this and shit going wrong I think I should just drink whiskey so I could blame it on the whiskey. Oh, this must be the drunk part of the joke.
Drinking is the problem, michael. Fortunately for you, it's also the answer.
 

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But, Pelosi is a Congresswoman not a Senator

Though to be fair she did say she thinks she has equal power with the President
I caught that too, butt, what she really is, is 'speaker of the house full of baboons'.
 

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