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HUSBAND’S AND WIFE’S DIARIES AFTER JUST ONE EVENING Wife’s Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird We had made plans to meet at nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn’t flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but didn’t say much. I asked him what was wrong. He said, “Nothing..” I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He denied being upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I don’t know why he didn’t say “I love you, too” When we got home, I felt I lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. I still felt he was distracted, and his thoughts were someplace else. He fell asleep; I cried. I don’t know what to do. I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster!

Husbands Diary: A two-foot putt…!! Who the hell misses a two-foot putt??!!
 

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Wood like to plathe an order foe one uv these pwead...whew...drool cup needed...
We do you guys find this stuff?
Taez has a big bird who let's him know where all the good stuff is on the interwebs. Show him your big bird Taez!
 

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Big Bird sez, try Amazon. :gracious:

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More Big Bird. He got to playing to the camera & I thought this was also a great shot. The little shit knows too much.

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A guys goes to the doctor on Monday after a weekend bender. He has a brown ring and a red ring around his penis. The doctor swabs them as says I’ll be right back. He returns to say “the good news is the red ring is lipstick. The bad news is the brown ring is Skoal “!!!
 

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