THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN & WOMEN (They’re not what you might think!) NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate, and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. But if Mike, Dave and John go out, they will refer to each other affectionately as Fat Boy, Bubba, and Wild Man. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only $32.50; none of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need... but it’s on sale. BATHROOMS A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel. The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these item.) ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument... anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. THE FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future... until he gets a wife. MARRIAGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change... but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting she won’t change... but she does.