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Imagine your wife and son being shot by a neighbour from behind a 2.3m security gate.

She lost most of the use of her left hand, grabbing the 357 by the barrel, in an attempt to save her son. The bullet entered my son's jaw just above his right mandible, exited through his cheek. He saw the flash and turned around. Missed everything major.

Wife, so far, has had 13 reconstructive surgeries. No end in sight. Son was lucky, only one major op.

I'm sure we're suffering our memory and imagination.

So far I've spent 60k in lawyers fees and 200k in medical insurance, and the fucker is still out on bail.

I'll be sure to tell them all their symthoms are psychosomatic and they'll just have to deal with it..

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Imagine your wife and son being shot by a neighbour from behind a 2.3m security gate.

She lost most of the use of her left hand, grabbing the 357 by the barrel, in an attempt to save her son. The bullet entered my son's jaw just above his right mandible, exited through his cheek. He saw the flash and turned around. Missed everything major.

Wife, so far, has had 13 reconstructive surgeries. No end in sight. Son was lucky, only one major op.

I'm sure we're suffering our memory and imagination.

So far I've spent 60k in lawyers fees and 200k in medical insurance, and the fucker is still out on bail.

I'll be sure to tell them all their symthoms are psychosomatic and they'll just have to deal with it..

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I had one of these. This was back in the Very Poor Days. The car cost me $100. Had to use a pickaxe to open the passenger side door the first time. My older son used to call it the "Worry Car" because of the way the tail lights were angled.

Uh-ooohh. Funny story triggered.

One day, I could not get the sumbitch to start. I eventually got so pissed, I went and got my Luger and shot the car four or five times. Oddly, it started just fine after that. Bulletholes and all.

Sooo... Scooter goes to Show and Tell in school, and tells the class that "Daddy shot the Worry Car with his Luger to make it start."

Scooter was sent home with a note from the teacher admonishing him in strong terms for lying to the whole class.

BFM. Bad. Fucking. Move.

Herself boils into the Worry Car and zooms twenny miles to the school. Corrals the offending teacher and brings her out to the car. Tells the teacher if she EVER hears bullshit like the teacher wrote in her note again, it would go very badly for that teacher.

Two weeks later, my lawnmower (which I had purchased for fifty cents) would not keep running. I could unscrew the plug, pour in a tad of gas, pull the rope... and the lawnmower would roar for ten seconds of so.

After an hour of this, I was spittin' cotton. And REALLY pissed.

Went and got my shotgun. Loaded it with a punkin ball, and blew that recalcitrant motor all to hell. :hunt::blew up:





Scooter got up in Show and Tell and said, "Daddy's lawnmower would not stay running, so he shot the engine into little pieces with his shotgun."

Teacher never said a word. whistle: