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So funny you have to read it to believe it...


Florida Police Find ‘Snarling Woman’ with Seven Syringes in Her Vagina


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WARNER TODD HUSTON
13 May 2019


Florida police arrested a “snarling” woman at a Burger King who was later found to have seven syringes filled with an unidentified liquid hidden inside her vagina.

The erratic behavior of Jeymie Wescott, 35, alarmed employees at a Largo Burger King enough to prompt them to call the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office. Upon arrival, officers found Wescott to be combative and “snarling and yelling” at them, the Daily Mail reported.

In their written report, deputies said that they saw “several indicators of narcotics usage” in the St. Petersburg resident’s behavior and they took her into custody.

During the arrest, officers thought they “felt something hard” in her crotch when she was patted down on the scene. She was reportedly warned that if back at the jailhouse they find something hidden there, she would be charged with introducing contraband into a detention facility.

Wescott reportedly refused to tell officers what she had hidden and was taken to jail.

Indeed, once at the station, the suspect reportedly pulled from her vagina a total of seven syringes with a thus far undisclosed liquid in them. She was then hit with the additional charges of introducing contraband into the facility.

Wescott also faces charges of drug use, drug possession, and resisting arrest.

The suspect posted $300 bond last Wednesday and will have to appear in court later this month.

Wescott has a rap sheet including arrests for DUI, methamphetamine possession, and leaving the scene of an accident.
 

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Ohhhhh, there is more, when you find out that there is metric & inch intermixed, when no tool will reach the bolt/nut, or if it does, you don't have room to turn the wrench or the factory put a thread locker on a bunch of screws that don't need it (my Yamaha 200 was like that, what a fucking PITA !!!
 

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WTF is the DMs?

kinda cool, tho...
What Does 'Slide into Your DMs Like...' Mean?
Now you know what to call those unwanted direct messages
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Updated March 26, 2019

You may have seen it in a tweet, on an internet meme or somewhere else online: "slide into your DMs" is an internet slang expression people use when someone overly confident sends a private message that isn't always welcome. It's a big trend with teens and young adults who are very active on social media.

What Are DMs?
DMs stand for direct messages. On Twitter, you have a tab that allows you to privately message any other user who follows you (or those you don't follow you who have their DM settings open to everyone). Most people refer to it as a DM for short.

What It Means When Someone Says 'Slide into Your DMs Like...'
Since you can have an open conversation with anyone on Twitter by replying to a tweet or putting @UserName in front of your tweet, DMs are often used for conversations that you and the other user would rather keep just between the two of you. The expression "slide into your DMs" implies that it takes someone who's very smooth and bold to privately message a stranger or acquaintance online.
 

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