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I know a guy who sells used cars. At his old lot he had a one car barn/shop where he worked on cars, one day he was welding on something and 2 or 3 young black guys walked in asking about a car, he told them to hang on a minute and let him finish welding.

So instead of saying "watch your eyes" or "watch out" he said "watch it", wasn't too long before one of the black guys tapped him on the shoulder and told him "Man you gonna have to get somebody else to watch that, It's hurting my eyes! lol

One day he and a not so smart employee were working when a bad storm was blowing in. He just happened to have a Mr. microphone in the office that the employee didn't know about. So he slipped into the office and in his best official weatherman voice told all about a tornado coming down highway 42 towards the shop thru the FM radio. He said the employee flipped out and was panicking and bout had a heart attack.
 
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I know a guy who sells used cars. At his old lot he had a one car barn/shop where he worked on cars, one day he was welding on something and 2 or 3 young black guys walked in asking about a car, he told them to hang on a minute and let him finish welding.

So instead of saying "watch your eyes" or "watch out" he said "watch it", wasn't too long before one of the black guys tapped him on the shoulder and told him "Man you gonna have to get somebody else to watch that, It's hurting my eyes! lol

One day he and a not so smart employee were working when a bad storm was blowing in. He just happened to have a Mr. microphone in the office that the employee didn't know about. So he slipped into the office and in his best official weatherman voice told all about a tornado coming down highway 42 towards the shop thru the FM radio. He said the employee flipped out and was panicking and bout had a heart attack.
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Joke? I gots a joke. I have been immortalized by Mugshots.com.....

So I was checking up on that pedo that has the same name only his is John Michael....so I interned the name....and then I just typed my name in cuz some times I have shit thoughts an need a giggle and low and behold there I was.....f'n picture perfect as only a digital cam can do.

Holie jumping geenies I am in the inter-webs now.
 

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The Jewish ELBOW

A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is
coming to visit with his wife.

"You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301 . There
is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will
buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with
your elbow, push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left.. With your elbow, hit
my doorbell."

"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my
elbow? .........

"What . . .. .. You're coming empty handed?"
 

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