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can you read this? the question posed, yes

it says, ARE YOU HIGH?
 

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A rookie police officer pulled me over for speeding and had the following exchange:

• Officer: May I see your driver's license?
• Me: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
• Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
• Me: It's not my bike. I stole it.
• Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?
• Me: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag?
• Me: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.
• Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!?
• Me: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. I was then quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached me to handle the tense situation:
• Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
• Me: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
• Captain: Who's motorcycle is this?
• Me: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
• Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it?
• Me: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.
• Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them.
• Me: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.
• Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.
• Me: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.

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If you have never been neck deep in pussy then that means you are an asshole baby.
Oh, well I've definitely been referred to many time as an asshole so that all makes sense to me
 

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Oh, well I've definitely been referred to many time as an asshole so that all makes sense to me
aww shucks :) I did not mean an Austin Powers as in ….he's an asshole,baby but ment awww crap u get it 'm sure.
 

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Have you ever been neck deep in pussy?
Only once but I was too young to remember it.
"...get a piece of momma daddy never had". 3min. mark:
 

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This is where all the jokes are posted, right?

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