Oh come on. I totally destroyed that joke as only I could do in a way that only I could do. In fact I would say "I assonated it." kind of how I sing muzak. Hell in my defense of being grammatically correct I usually have to print one completed court doc to catch my errors then go back and fix them and then reprint and fix again. in fact I had to google assassination but it doesn't mean I will change the way I first spelled it.
"When you control opinion, as corporate America controls opinion in the United States by owning the media, you can make the [many] believe almost anything you want, and you can guide them."
-- Gore Vidal
(1925-2012) novelist, essayist, playwright, and provocateur
Source: from The Golden Age