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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Whut am I missing as the joke there ? I don't get it. :confused:
 

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Conduct White House tours like a BOSS - Trump takes great pride in White House Tours.

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Sorry, posted it in the wrong forum
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when someone says that — "... posted in wrong forum..." I wonder if they're talking somewhere else (like the DU or MyLittlePony Forums), not just in the Jokes forum instead of the Guns & Survival forum in GIM.
:don't know:
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Father's day, Meh! What did you contribute?
I look at floor
I did all the work! I carried an extra 30 pounds wherever I went, what did you do?
You went out with your buddies and had a good time while I sat home and puked.
I take a deep breath, look at the ceiling and sigh.
I suffered the pain of child birth, gave up my figure for the child and what did you contribute?
She spits a wad of saliva on the table between us — that! That was your contribution!
Father's day. Bullshit

You'd think I married a redhead.
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Father's day, Meh! What did you contribute?
I look at floor
I did all the work! I carried an extra 30 pounds wherever I went, what did you do?
You went out with your buddies and had a good time while I sat home and puked.
I take a deep breath, look at the ceiling and sigh.
I suffered the pain of child birth, gave up my figure for the child and what did you contribute?
She spits a wad of saliva on the table between us — that! That was your contribution!
Father's day. Bullshit

You'd think I married a redhead.
BF
Hardhearted Hanna that one is.
Try the same tactic on her:
Why did YOU put on those 30 extra Lbs ? The baby is 2 1/2 now.
Why do we got Credit Card bills out the yin-yang ? You all painted up and my work boots got holes in the soles.
Get out of bed, quit lookin' at the ceiling, and Turn off Jerry Springer and Crazy Atlanta Housewives.
I suffer your constant bitchin' when you were pregnant. It took both of us to participate.
MOTHER'S DAY - Flowers, a Card, Chocolates, a nice meal out so you don't have to cook.
FATHER'S DAY - I got a tie, and new work shirt and socks. ( Same for Christmas)

Yep, It is a Man's World. :bang head:

NOTICE to ALL FEMALES who read this post: This was a exercise in satire. Nothing More.
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Father's day, Meh! What did you contribute?
What did I contribute?
Why I redecorated the house while the miss's was away. It only took 3 or so hours of frying chicken whilst I slept. Carbonized chicken legs which turned to goo and after that I put myself on a diet of no food till she gets back so I don't take a chance of burning down the house.

Though I did take a chance on burning water for coffee this morn. Man that burnt chicken smells bad, I wonder if burning sage will cover the smell?

here is a little didtty you most likely have't heard in a long time.

 

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It only took 3 or so hours of frying chicken whilst I slept.
Been there, done that, got the T shirt!

Buddy's house. 17 and hungry. Hey, let's cook up this chicken we found in the fridge.

How do you cook chicken?

I don't know. Boil it in a pot?

Sure.

Fell asleep and woke up to smoke everywhere.

Chicken truly is fowl!

Smell lasted for weeks...
 

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I put two chickums on an outdoor rotisserie... and watched a baseball game (forgetting completely about them chickums)

Two 3-inch crusts turning, turning... my whole fambly laughing.