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Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor - Texas-Style!"

The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth, and finally, back to Dallas. Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 15 bumper stickers which will read:

1. "I'm A Democrat"

2. "Amnesty For Illegals"

3. "I Love RAP"

4. "Boycott Beef"

5. "I Voted For Obama"

6. "George Strait Sucks"

7. "Elect Hillary In 2020"

8. "Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"

9. "Rosie O'Donnell Is A great role model"

10. "I Love Obamacare and Chuck Schumer"

11. "Kaepernick Is My Hero"

12. "I Side With Jane Fonda"

13. "It's all Bush's Fault”

14. "Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion"

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15. "I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns"

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"This has been a difficult and contentious week in which darker spirits seem to have been at play in the People's House. In Your most holy name, I now cast out all spirits of darkness from this chamber, spirits not from you."

Can anyone do this... or just this guy?

Folks -- There is an uncanny, eerie echo of a shaman shaking his cow-tail wand over his village/sick person/hunting party.

I'm about as religious as the next guy, but this sort of hubris (taking on godlike powers in a staged ceremony) is one of the very things I find unsound about organized religion**

**"Organized religion is the greatest fomenter of hatred the world has ever seen." <-- Sadly, that quote is spot on.

Are all Buddhists, Shintos, Animists, Confucianists, Pagans, Hindus, etc. for over a hundred MAJOR religious groups doomed because they missed the fargin "Jesus boat"?

Mankind clearly NEEDS religion. But these groups -- when organized -- KILL EACH OTHER with appalling frequency.

Convince me otherwise... change my mind. And don't forget the Inquisition.

 
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"This has been a difficult and contentious week in which darker spirits seem to have been at play in the People's House. In Your most holy name, I now cast out all spirits of darkness from this chamber, spirits not from you."

Can anyone do this... or just this guy?

Folks -- There is an uncanny, eerie echo of a shaman shaking his cow-tail wand over his village/sick person/hunting party.

I'm about as religious as the next guy, but this sort of hubris (taking on godlike powers in a staged ceremony) is one of the very things I find unsound about organized religion**

**"Organized religion is the greatest fomenter of hatred the world has ever seen." <-- Sadly, that quote is spot on.

Are all Buddhists, Shintos, Animists, Confucianists, Pagans, Hindus, etc. for over a hundred MAJOR religious groups doomed because they missed the fargin "Jesus boat"?

Mankind clearly NEEDS religion. But these groups -- when organized -- KILL EACH OTHER with appalling frequency.

Convince me otherwise... change my mind. And don't forget the Inquisition.

It is a real Biblical principle that a born again and devoted follower of Christ can cast out demons and evil spirits from people and places. It ain’t about being religious at all. It’s about having a relationship with God and keeping yourself as sinless as possible and praying constantly. It isn’t YOU who casts out the evil spirits, really. It’s you, in Christ’s Holy Name. It is Christ acting through you. Those demons aren’t afraid of you, they’re afraid of Christ, who works through you, as His child. This is a biblical principle.

I’m just curious. Is there anybody else here who is aware of this fact? There has to be somebody.
 
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An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.

She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!”. The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.

The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.
She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.
She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.
The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed.
The moral of the story?
If you’re going to have a senior moment… make it memorable.
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