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My Uncle Harry drove a beer truck. A sewage truck with failed brakes slammed into his Rheingold beer truck.

In the space labeled: "DESCRIBE THE ACCIDENT"

He wrote: "It was a shitty mess."

He got called in to Da Boss and got reprimanded. (This was the late '40s)
 

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Just what I wuz thinkin'... After 60 years of marriage, our sex life has declined somewhat. But even so, I don't understand how they would think that was a scary picture as opposed to a "how-to" for grokking lovers.

I am no good at french horn blowing... and apparently not very good at carpentry either:

Just last night, the swing hook pulled out of the ceiling, the watermelon broke, ice went everywhere...
 

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Just what I wuz thinkin'... After 60 years of marriage, our sex life has declined somewhat. :

Just last night, the swing hook pulled out of the ceiling, the watermelon broke, ice went everywhere...
If that's part of your sex life??? Well maybe I don't want to know but have fun with that, Unca.