man sees woman with the most buetifule set of mambahangers and he is struck.
So he goes up and tells her "I'll give you 5 dollar if'n I can bite ur tits."
of course she says no f'n way perv get lost.
So he follows her around and the price keeps going up, finaly he proposed 1thousand dollar.
She looks around and they dive into an alley where the perv liks, smells, kisses, nuggies her ample bosom buddies and she gets irritated and asks:
"Why don't you just bite them and get it over with?" his reply?
"Oh no, that would cost too much."
My old buddy gave his grandfather 3 plants back in the early 80's, 3 months later he went to visit and saw the plants gone and ask where they were. He said the damn things died so I threw them away. Talk about disappointed