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Wow...legs supported by gas tanks. I missed that the first look.
I think some of them may be jugs of freon. Sorry i'm a little ocd
 

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Freon is still a “gas” at normal temps, genius. ;-P
 

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Can anybody tell me what a dooshen is? I’ve been wondering for years and years.
I always thought it was "wrapped up like a douche and a roller in the night" See this is what drugs did to us by way of other people.....I wonder down the stair way of life holding on to that low banister wondering what the rumble and light is.
 

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I thought it was "wake up and douche in the middle of the night."
They are called mondegreens and you can look up some real funny ones.
Like J. Geils Centerfold: "my blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold, MY ANUS IS A CENTER-HOLE."
 

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I thought it was "wake up and douche in the middle of the night."
They are called mondegreens and you can look up some real funny ones.
Like J. Geils Centerfold: "my blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold, MY ANUS IS A CENTER-HOLE."
These aren’t the case with just songs. One of my favorite movies is Ben Hur. There’s a scene, early in the film, where Judah Ben Hur is reunited with his childhood friend, Masala. As they’re reminiscing about their childhood adventures, they say, hoisting spears in the air above their heads, each in turn, “Down Venus, Up Mars!” being a tribute to the martial spirit, as opposed to the more feminine spirit of love and affection. For years, my mind heard that phrase as “Talyeras upmar!” I thought it was some Latin phrase with a meaning unknown to me, but I always wondered about it, until I finally turned on the English subtitles. I laughed my ass off, when I saw what they were actually saying to each other.
 

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The Nazis have taken over the animal kingdom!

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I bet this guy doesn't have a clue on what is painted on the back of his chair


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