I thought it was "wake up and douche in the middle of the night."
They are called mondegreens and you can look up some real funny ones.
Like J. Geils Centerfold: "my blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold, MY ANUS IS A CENTER-HOLE."
Try to come up with the answer on your own.
However, the answer is at the bottom for those who are unable to think this one through.
Here's the riddle:
At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite sides of the earth.
One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers atop the 80th floor.
The other is getting oral sex from an 80-year-old toothless woman.
They are both thinking the exact same thing.
What are they both thinking?