Have observed baitfish, sharks, porpoise & manatees playing in the surf while paddling out at day break in South Florida. Watched baitfish get blown & trapped into jetties & piers and predators (sharks, porpoise, etc.) go into gigantic feeding frenzies. Seen some pretty big hammerhead sharks, but nothing the size of a great white.
These idiots used to have really good grilled chicken and Honey BBQ wings, both of which they discontinued. Now, they’re going to have a chicken/donut sandwich? They still make some good stuff, but with this one, say hello to fatty liver and diabetes.
Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be one of the best -- because it makes football make sense!
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but
I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was...
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
It's only 25 cents!!!!"