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EEEK


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That would curdle my sperm.
Have observed baitfish, sharks, porpoise & manatees playing in the surf while paddling out at day break in South Florida. Watched baitfish get blown & trapped into jetties & piers and predators (sharks, porpoise, etc.) go into gigantic feeding frenzies. Seen some pretty big hammerhead sharks, but nothing the size of a great white.
 

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These idiots used to have really good grilled chicken and Honey BBQ wings, both of which they discontinued. Now, they’re going to have a chicken/donut sandwich? They still make some good stuff, but with this one, say hello to fatty liver and diabetes.
 

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I wouldn't know what drink to have with it. I like Pepsi with fried chicken and milk with donuts...
Do like Laverne and Shirley and put milk and Pepsi together.
 

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Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be one of the best -- because it makes football make sense!
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but
I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was...
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo?
It's only 25 cents!!!!"

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Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it
 

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I wouldn't know what drink to have with it. I like Pepsi with fried chicken and milk with donuts...
I'd need a carbonated coffee.