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A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.

He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.

Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?"

"The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total marks. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the marks."

After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the exhaust pipe, which I've never seen done in my entire career".
 

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so? this is why a dog can lick its ass?
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One of the main reasons a dog licks at his buttocks is that his anal glands have become impacted or infected. Rover may also scoot along the ground to help scratch the area because of the itching caused by the impacted glands. A dog's anal glands normally expel a smelly fluid when he defecates.

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One of the main reasons a dog licks at his buttocks is that his anal glands have become impacted or infected. Rover may also scoot along the ground to help scratch the area because of the itching caused by the impacted glands. A dog's anal glands normally expel a smelly fluid when he defecates.

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TMI, But of course he asked.
 

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One of the main reasons a dog licks at his buttocks is that his anal glands have become impacted or infected. Rover may also scoot along the ground to help scratch the area because of the itching caused by the impacted glands. A dog's anal glands normally expel a smelly fluid when he defecates.

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TMI?? LOL

Here’s TMI...

I used to date a vet student. She showed me how to “express” a dogs anal scent sacs.

Do this outside. The smell is pungent. Takes mere seconds to do.

While holding the tail in one hand (don’t want him running off!) with a paper towel in your other hand, stick your greased up index finger up the dogs tailpipe, bend at the 2nd knuckle and squeeze the index and thumb together (thumb is on outside). You’ll “feel” the anal sac as a nickel-sized “lump” on the side of the rectum. Squeeze and it will “express” into the paper towel.

Switch hands and do the other side.

No more scooting across rug, or grass....




Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!!
 

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TMI?? LOL

Here’s TMI...

I used to date a vet student. She showed me how to “express” a dogs anal scent sacs.

Do this outside. The smell is pungent. Takes mere seconds to do.

While holding the tail in one hand (don’t want him running off!) with a paper towel in your other hand, stick your greased up index finger up the dogs tailpipe, bend at the 2nd knuckle and squeeze the index and thumb together (thumb is on outside). You’ll “feel” the anal sac as a nickel-sized “lump” on the side of the rectum. Squeeze and it will “express” into the paper towel.

Switch hands and do the other side.

No more scooting across rug, or grass....




Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!!
:sick dung: :Yuck: :tongue: :finger: :shit happens:
 

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