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Son of Gloin

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You're right a female.

Born in 1996, and from America, New Jersey, Carriejune Anne Bowlby got her first set of weights when she was in 5th grade, as Carriejune says, “I got my first set of 8lb weights and proceeded to have my mom buy me all of those workout equipment you see on the infomercials like shake weights, ab coasters, etc.”



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Well, that makes me feel just a little more comfortable about being attracted to her, even though I’m an old doggie.
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Son of Gloin

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More... Man, she’s just a little thing.


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Son of Gloin

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Sorry, the legs are wrong, but, I'd want her around to use those legs to crack open walnuts for the holidays.
I prefer my women to look like women, ymmv.
Yeah, I like nice, thick legs and hips and a little waist, myself.
 

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tire weights
 

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In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.

Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.

Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.

What a nice feeling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.

"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."

"MEN NEVER LISTEN"
 

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Folgers got it wrong..

The best part of waking up is going back to bed after you pee.
 

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