A young ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.
What makes you think you can stereotype Norwegian blonde women that way? What does the color of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people.
Its people like you that make others think that all blondes are dumb! You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, pathetically all in the name of humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells: "You stay out of this! ......I'm talking to that little shit on your lap."
Sven is sitting on the porch, Olga is on the opposite side, upwind of Sven, when a breeze kicks up and Sven is hit with a odor from Olgas privates that reminded him of the fish market in Oslo. "Whoo-wee, Olga, you git down to dat der pharmocy and git yerself one o dem dooshes dem americans use. I hear tell day gots all kinds o flavors. Day gots a cherry, and grape and a lemon and da razzberry. You pick out a good one, okay?"
She's gone for quite some time but she finally gets back home. She can't contain her excitement. Sven asks "So, Olga, did you get someting goood ?"
"Ja, I did, I did" she replies. "Well, what didja get" Sven asks. "Well, they gotsa vanilla, and chocolate and orange and.."
Sven cuts in, yelling " I know I KNOW!!WHICH ONE DIDJA GET?!!"
Sven and Olie enter Ellis Island and are asked what are their skills, training and such.
Sven says "I'm a diesel fitter". So the inspector says " Great. We're a growing country and need your skill set."
He asks Olie about his background and Olie says " I sew lace on women's panties."
The inspector is appalled...""we can't use you, we haven't a need for that!"
Olie yells.." but, but, you took in Sven!" " Yes, he has diesel experience, we need him here" retorted the inspector.
Sven responds.." you don't understand. I sew the lace on the panties and Sven holds them on the woman and states..