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I use to play at a "nine holer" in between a bison farm and a crop farmer. The 3rd/12th hole there was a similar set-up because many duffers would shank their tee shot onto the other property with heavy signage "NO TRESSPASSING".
They needed another machine on the next hole 4/13 because that ran the length of the property with the bison. The course had a twelve foot fence on their side and the "rancher" has an electrical fence on his side to keep the bison away from the chain link fencing.
Each hole had two different tee boxes to provide different angles to the green.
 

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When it comes to ruining new years resolutions, DQ stands for Damn Quick!

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Did you ever wonder why earrings became so popular with men?

A man was at work one day when he notices his co-worker is wearing an earring The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."

The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.

His friend falls silent for a few minutes but then his curiosity prods him to ask, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"

"Ever since my wife found it in my truck."

I always wondered how this trend got started.
 

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The old cowboy called up the sheriff and informed him that he had just run over a lawyer out by his ranch. That the sheriff could come over and take a look at him if he wanted to.
The sheriff showed up about six hours later and asked the old cowboy where the lawyer was.
The cowboy says, "I thought you wasn't gonna bother about it, so I buried him."
"Ya buried him? Are you sure he was dead?" asked the sheriff.
"Well, he said he wasn't but you know how them damned lawyers lie."
 

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I have loads of self control. I never eat more chips or salsa when the bowls are empty (after they refuse my request for a fifth free refill).

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BB I wish I could like that more than once. After all, we did fight a revolution so we don't have to care about the British Royals.
 

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