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This could be just another cock and bull story...



Mexican man has three-day erection after taking bull stimulant
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A Mexican man has reportedly suffered a painful three-day erection after taking a sexual stimulant meant for mating bulls.
According to Peruvian news outlet La Republica, the man took the substance ahead of a planned sexual encounter with a 30-year-old woman.

But, his plan well and truly backfired and he was forced to go to hospital after his erection lasted three days.

“He was admitted to the Specialties 270 hospital of the IMSS of this city (Reynosa),” a statement from doctors said.

An image which has surfaced on social media shows the man laying on a hospital bed surrounded by medical staff.

The man underwent emergency surgery although his condition remains unclear.

The unnamed stimulant is used by farmers to stimulate bulls for insemination. The man reportedly travelled to the city of Veracruz, in the Mexican state of the same name, to buy it.
 

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This could be just another cock and bull story...



Mexican man has three-day erection after taking bull stimulant
PerthNow
January 13, 2020 7:23PM

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A Mexican man has reportedly suffered a painful three-day erection after taking a sexual stimulant meant for mating bulls.
According to Peruvian news outlet La Republica, the man took the substance ahead of a planned sexual encounter with a 30-year-old woman.

But, his plan well and truly backfired and he was forced to go to hospital after his erection lasted three days.

“He was admitted to the Specialties 270 hospital of the IMSS of this city (Reynosa),” a statement from doctors said.

An image which has surfaced on social media shows the man laying on a hospital bed surrounded by medical staff.

The man underwent emergency surgery although his condition remains unclear.

The unnamed stimulant is used by farmers to stimulate bulls for insemination. The man reportedly travelled to the city of Veracruz, in the Mexican state of the same name, to buy it.
Can I get the name of that shit?
 

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A police officer was patrolling the highway when he sees a guy tied up to a tree, crying. The officer stops and approaches the guy. "What's going on here?", he asks. The guy sobs, "I was driving and picked up a hitchhiker. He pulled a gun on me, robbed me, took all my money, my clothes, my car and then tied me up." The cop studied the guy for a moment, and then pulled down his pants and whipped out his dick. "I guess this isn't your lucky day, pal!"
 

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I recall when GIM1 shut down and GIM2 started up!

I thought it was an April fools joke! :don't know:
first luff-tenate Dan that is when this man arrived...F-K-oh-IDOLOTRY.....wtf is going on?
Are you implying we the thinking they are the masses are actually the controlled minions?
wholie-cow-flyinging-chunks
thwatevers….
 

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