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the_shootist

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dacrunch

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Uh... had to re-post this here...

uh... CoronaVirus extended "virus life outside the body"

Banks in China are apparently disinfecting money to help stop the spread of coronavirus

COVID-19 / Coronavirus can stay alive on surfaces for 5-20 days. Money is now being disinfected by staff to prevent money circulation spreading the virus. #coronavirus #武汉肺炎 #新冠肺炎 #CoronavirusOutbreak #COVID19 pic.twitter.com/L0vdgD6GrF
— 24/7 Crisis News LIVE ☢ (@livecrisisnews) February 12, 2020

(they'll have to disinfect the money-counting machines too... and the ATMs... and the cash registers...)

.... iN THE VIDEO pic.twitter.com/L0vdgD6GrF THEY'RE ONLY DISINFECTING THE WADS OF CASH, NOT ALL THE BILLS - WITH A LYSOL HAND BOTTLE SPRAYER, WHAT A JOKE!!! LOL...
 

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TAEZZAR

LADY JUSTICE ISNT BLIND, SHES JUST AFRAID TO WATCH
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Medicare Part G.


You are an older senior citizen and you can no longer take care of yourself and need Long Term Care, but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you, what do you do?

You may opt for Medicare Part G.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G for gun) and one bullet. You may then shoot one worthless politician of either side.
This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need.

Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!

And, who is paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can’t afford for you to go into a nursing home; plus, you get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.

And now, because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay taxes. Is this a great country or what!

Now that you have solved your senior Long-Term Care problem, enjoy the rest of the week!​
 

TAEZZAR

LADY JUSTICE ISNT BLIND, SHES JUST AFRAID TO WATCH
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The Chinks have now given Coronavirus to deer & tics, they are saying you can now have your Corona with Lyme ! :rage 1:don't    know2:
 

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Certainty of death? What are we waiting for?
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