In a dog's mind, "If you can't eat it or screw it, pee on it!" I guess the joke is that dogs will eat dead animals they find by the road, but not that. The best I can make it is "6 ЧИКОЯ"? Maybe 6 chicken nuggets?
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?” "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied."We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there eating grass under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the second poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also.”
The other man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"
"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place.
The grass is almost a foot high."
They ONLY time I like cheese is on a plain pizza or a slice of Kraft American cheese...and now you've taken the slices ftom me....Hillary...i need some of your bleach bit for my eyes and could you get your CIA buddies to hook me up with the MK-ultra man to wipe my mind...you know, like with a cloth!