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I was thinking of putting this in the stupid "Street closed" thread, but I think this is funny.

My area, like many others, has a road that has some straight parts and some tighter turns. Yawn. Every road has tight turns. Some more than others. This is everywhere and obvious to every driver. This is about a turn that is marked for 35, but is easily 45 and maybe 50 with careful attention.

A couple years ago, a new sign came up that had flashing lights and the words "Slow down" lit up. This sign was well before the "tight turn" and there was no need to slow down yet. Maybe I would be doing 50 or 55 just before the sign, and I might slow down to 45 when I got to that turn. These days, I drive more like a limo driver... So this electronic sign was really insulting. "YES, I CAN DRIVE SAFELY. DON'T INSULT ME!" Not too long later, the sign was removed.

I buy surplus electronics, and get emails from one surplus company (Electronic Goldmine). I used to buy quite a bit from them, but it has tapered off. Maybe it's the Chinese competition. Anyway... Not long afterwards, I saw that they were selling these same "Slow down" electronic signs for surplus. Cheap. But damaged by shotgun. Hah! I guessed it! They insulted the drivers, and the drivers replied with shotguns.
Not ALL drivers have control of their vehicles. We DO NOT have a "SLOW DOWN" sign on our street & we have 3 county parks a few miles up the road. The assholes get drunk/drugged & try to get air on a big dip just north of our driveway.
Here are a couple photos. These are 2 of 5 wrecks in 20 years.
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Bet those morons have seen too many Fast and Furious movies.
I'm just concerned that, one of these days I will be pulling out with my motorhome & boat. The rig is 75 feet long & it takes a moment to get out of the driveway & onto the narrow street & I'll just get going on the street. when one of these F&F morooons runs into the back of my boat !
It won't be a good for ANYONE !


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Just obey the rules!


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A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head.

The bartender asks, "Hey, what's up with the paper towel on your head?"

The pirate replies, "Arrghhh.., I have a bounty on me head."
 

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A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head.

The bartender asks, "Hey, what's up with the paper towel on your head?"

The pirate replies, "Arrghhh.., I have a bounty on me head."
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!:bombs 8:
 

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