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TAEZZAR

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For us OLDER PHARTS !!
Yes this old, but so are we !!!
 

TAEZZAR

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Sonuvagun! This is actually true. When I first saw this, I thought it was satire. Like comedy, like taking away Elmer’s and Yosemite’s Guns. Those idiots don’t quite understand that those two cartoon characters don’t have any reason to exist, anymore. There’s no point to them. Maybe there’s no point to the NYPD anymore, either.
WHOOOOOOOOOOA !!!, SoG, those are my FRIENDS that you are referring to !
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WHOOOOOOOOOOA !!!, SoG, those are my FRIENDS that you are referring to ! View attachment 169339 View attachment 169338 :hunt::finished:
What I meant was Yosemite and Elmer don’t have a reason to exist anymore as cartoon characters, without their guns. Guns were an integral part of their cartoon personas. Elmer was a hunter, for crying out loud and Sam was a gunfighting prospector. Imagining Sam without his six shooters is a metaphysical impossibility.
 

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I once dated a girl that had a twin.

People would ask me how I can tell the difference between them and I simply said,


“Jill painted her nails purple and Bob doesn’t paint his”...!!!
 

TAEZZAR

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What I meant was Yosemite and Elmer don’t have a reason to exist anymore as cartoon characters, without their guns. Guns were an integral part of their cartoon personas. Elmer was a hunter, for crying out loud and Sam was a gunfighting prospector. Imagining Sam without his six shooters is a metaphysical impossibility.
SoG, you should know my sarc. by now !
 

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Not a joke but it was funny to me.
So we got a dumpster delivered to our driveway yesterday and we only have 2 weeks to fill it without paying more so I got started last night when it was dark out. 930pm. It was hot out, so I was just wearing my underwear (briefs) and shoes, sweating like a fat pig while I carried out old couches, cribs, tables, etc that we aren't taking with us.

DW comes out to check on my progress.
Her: "What are you wearing?!"
Me: "What?! Its hot out."
Her: "You can't be out here working in your tidy whities!"
Me: "Why? Its dark out and everybody in the neighborhood is sleeping."
Her: *rolls eyes* (well it was dark, but that's what I figured she was doing)

Just then, across the street a couple doors down, an SUV starts up, lights come on spotlighting right at our driveway, and starts coming down the street. It's a car full of just graduated senior girls, they drive by slowly.
Her: "See?!"
Me: "See! That's why we are moving to a place where a man can stand in his front yard in his underwear in peace."
 

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