A man named Tommy bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Tommy's house and said, “Sorry, son, but I have some bad news. The horse died.”
Tommy replied, “Well, then just give me back my money.”
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”
Tommy said, “Ok, then just bring me the dead horse.”
The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”
Tommy said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse!”
Tommy said, “Sure I can! Watch me.
A month Later, the farmer met up with Tommy and asked, “What happened with that dead horse?”
Tommy said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars apiece and made a profit of $2495.”
The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?”
Tommy said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his five dollars.”
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when a guy in police uniform sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador
Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.
The man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why it was
allowed on the plane.
The Policeman explained that he was from the Drugs Enforcement
Agency and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'.
'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.'
The plane took off, and once it has leveled out, the Policeman said, 'Watch this.'
He told Sniffer to 'search'.
Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the policeman's arm.
The Policeman said, 'Good boy', and he turned to the man and said, 'That
woman is in possession of marijuana, I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.'
'Gee, that's pretty good,' replied the first man.
Once again, the Policeman sent Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm.
The Policeman said, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a
note of his seat number for the police.'
'I like it!' said his seat mate.
The Policeman then told Sniffer to 'search' again.
Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle
seat and proceeded to shit all over the place.
The first man was really disgusted by this behavior and couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that. So he asked the
Policeman, 'What's going on?'
The Policeman nervously replied, 'He's just found a bomb.'