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{This might be a replay...}

Odie walks to work and sees a shoe store

Each day he stops and looks in the window to admire the Armani leather shoes.

He wants those shoes so much...it's all he can think about.

After about 2 months he saves the price of the shoes, $300, and purchases them.

Every Friday night the Italian community holds a dance in the church basement. Odie seizes this opportunity to wear his new Armani leather shoes for the first time.

He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her,'Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?'

Startled, Sophia replies, 'Yes, Odie, I do wear red panties tonight, but how do you know?'
Odie answers,’ I see the reflection in my new $300 Armani leather shoes. How do you like them?'

Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he asks, ‘Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight?'

Rosa answers, 'Yes, Odie, I do, but how do you know that?'

He replies, 'I see the reflection in my new $300 Armani leather shoes... How do you like them?'

Odie dances with many young ladies this evening and the same question is asked and answered by a very surprised young lady each time.

Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is being played, Odie asks Carmela to dance.

Midway through the dance his face turns red...

He states, 'Carmela, be stilla my heart. Please, please tell me you wear no panties tonight. Please, please, tella me this true!'

Carmela smiles coyly and answers, 'Yes Odie, I wear no panties tonight...'

Odie gasps, 'Thanka God ....
I thought I had a crack in my $300 Armani leather shoes...!’
 

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Help. I've been looking for the cartoon with two little boys and the baseball bat, with one the banker. I can't find it. Anyone.
 

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Guy goes into the restroom to take a piss. He glances over at the guy next to him who's about 4 ft tall and he notices he has about a foot long dick. He comments damn! God sure blessed you. The guy said yeah I'm a leprechaun we all have them that big. He said yeah really? The leprechaun says would you like one? The guy says really? you can give me one that big? What do I got to do to get that? the little guy says you got to let me have my way with you. He says you can give me one of those really? little guy says get on your hands and knees and let me do you from behind. the little guy proceeds to have his way.. When he finishes he gets up and starts to zip up his pants. The guy in pain says what about me aren't you going to give me one of those? The little guy says aren't you a little old to believe in leprechauns?
 

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If you get a loan at a bank you pay it for 30 years.

If you rob a bank, you’re out in 10 years.

Follow me for more financial advices...
 

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A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of bucks for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten bucks and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago,” the homeless man replied.
"Will you spend this on green fees at
a golf course instead of food?” the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going
to take you home for a hot shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you
for doing that?"
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and playing golf.
 

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What happens when you eat tin foil?


You sheet metal!
 

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kiffer,

over the top isn't it?
like you found the line and drifted across wouldn't you agree ?
 

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I have a COVID-19 joke for you all, but 99.667 percent of you won't get it.
 

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kiffer,

over the top isn't it?
like you found the line and drifted across wouldn't you agree ?
I was going to eat lucky charms for breakfast but that post made me think better of it
 

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