JOKE OF THE DAY!?!

[GOLDBRIX]

 

[Bottom Feeder]

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[BarnacleBob]

 

[Goldhedge]

 

[Fatrat]

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I used to work some place that had those footprints, we were told to NEVER paint over them....happened before I got there.

 

[mtnman]

 

[gringott]

 

[gringott]

 

[WillA2]

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That looks like it hurt. A lot.

 

[Goldhedge]

That looks like it hurt. A lot.

He was gone in a flash...

 

[Goldhedge]

 

[Bottom Feeder]

@mtnman — yes, it seems I have reached that stage in life also.
And thanks for pointing out where my sense of humor now originates.

BF

 

[Goldhedge]

 

[Goldhedge]

 

[Goldhedge]

 

[Unca Walt]

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We useta do it that way when we were younger.

 

[mtnman]

 

[the_shootist]

 

[engineear]

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Where are these posers?

 

[JayDubya]

A union boss, from the factory next door, walks into a bar and is about to order a beer when he sees a guy at the far end of the bar wearing a TRUMP “Make America Great Again” cap with two beers sitting in front of him.

The union boss doesn’t need to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican, so he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender...but not for the Republican."

Soon after the drinks have been passed out, the Republican gives him a big smile, waves at him then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice.

This infuriates the union boss.

After a few minutes, the union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. As before, this doesn’t seem to bother the Republican. He nods and smiles, and again yells, "Thank you!"

A few more minutes pass and the union boss orders another round of drinks for everyone except the Republican. Just as before, this STILL doesn't seem to faze the Republican who continues smiling and again yells out, "Thank you!!"

Frustrated that he can’t seem to get the guy angered, the union boss asks the bartender, "What is wrong with that Republican? I’ve ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the dummy does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts?"

"Nope," replies the bartender. "He owns the place."

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[Goldhedge]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[Bottom Feeder]

I can't wait to see the result on U-toob

 

[Bottom Feeder]

 

[Goldhedge]

 

[Unca Walt]

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Back in The Olden Days, shotgun shell boxes had a warning:

"Do not use 20-ga shotgun shells in 12ga shotguns."

I remember that statement above clearly, because it always made me wonder if that meant/implied that 16ga shells would be OK in a 12ga gun.

Was never quite crazy enough to test this...

 

[Fatrat]

Back in The Olden Days, shotgun shell boxes had a warning:

"Do not use 20-ga shotgun shells in 12ga shotguns."

I remember that statement above clearly, because it always made me wonder if that meant that 16ga shells would be OK in a 12ga gun.

Was never quite crazy enough to test this...

Don't worry, there are greater fools out there...very annoying too.

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[WillA2]

Fingernails... I don't think that's what they meant

 

[Goldhedge]

 

[hammerhead]

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Ouch.

 

[Uglytruth]

I have mushrooms in my yard. I always wondered why nothing ate them........

 

[hammerhead]

 

[Goldhedge]

 

[Goldhedge]

10 Controversial BANNED Commercials!

 

[Varmint Hunter]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1314041578114097155

 

[Varmint Hunter]

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That hurts just to look at it!

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[Bottom Feeder]