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No matter what... you're screwed either way....
 

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I haven't a clue as to how many guns I have... but I can take my bringumhome SKS and my brand new SAIGA AK-47 apart and put them back together in the dark.

I could not put a Mattel Toy together -- It was designed by IKEA. So I do not have one, and if given one -- I would trade it for an AK-74.

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Or to pee w/o washing your hands... twice!
 

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Yeah, I shot him once. Can't you tell my shoulder has been dislocated.
im an old guy just getting experienced with these new gas adjustable shotguns. You can adjust the setting depending on the load and it offsets some of the recoil

smarter more experienced guys than me on here probably know all about it but I was impressed
 

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I haven't a clue as to how many guns I have... but I can take my bringumhome SKS and my brand new SAIGA AK-47 apart and put them back together in the dark.

I could not put a Mattel Toy together -- It was designed by IKEA. So I do not have one, and if given one -- I would trade it for an AK-74.

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The Mattel has it's uses...I too prefer the AK but it just won't do what this does...
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Subject: Girlfriends

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I
needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and
threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did
mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was
great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to
find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

 

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Ah, To Be Young Again:
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I thought no one would ever top Representative Hank Johnson‘s question to the Admiral whether Guam could tip over

meet Georgia Rep and Attorney Kendrick who heard Trump talking about cartels and coyotes smuggling children across the border and thought Trump was talking about animals

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