Jeez. And that is a cull buck. (cowhorn) You are supposed to shoot them -- bad recessive genes). My heart goes out to the frozen bastage up in some tree somewhere, planning to move to Floriduh.
A woman wakes up in bed from a dream and states to her husband, "I just had a dream that you gave me a diamond necklace, what does that mean?" The man replied, "Wait till tonight and we will see." The husband came back that night with a wrapped box in his hands. The wife took it ripped the wrapping off and opened the box,.....Just to find in it a book titled "How to Interpret Dreams"!
An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'