JOKE OF THE DAY!?!

[Agavegirl1]

Only when posted to can I find it. It is no longer a thread for me anyway in it’s usual place. Got humor, need to share, not holiday related. Be warned.

 

[Goldhedge]

Okay, why is this not a thread I can access unless I find a notification that someone posted to it.

It's in the Mining Camp (General Discussions) thread... other than that? I don't know.

 

[hammerhead]

Only when posted to can I find it. It is no longer a thread for me anyway in it’s usual place. Got humor, need to share, not holiday related. Be warned.

Do your worst.

 

[Agavegirl1]

 

[Agavegirl1]

 

[Agavegirl1]

 

[Agavegirl1]

 

[Agavegirl1]

 

[Agavegirl1]

 

[Agavegirl1]

 

[Agavegirl1]

 

[Agavegirl1]

And I apologize.

 

[hammerhead]

And I apologize.

For what?

 

[Bubble Fat]

And I apologize.

Thank you for doing your worst.

Not a phrase often heard.

Merry Christmas!

 

[hammerhead]

Thank you for doing your worst.

Not a phrase often heard.

Merry Christmas!

Neit, neit, neit.

 

[Bottom Feeder]

 

[Unca Walt]

Agavegirl --

This reminded me:

When I got my Speedo, my buddy told my to put a potato in it when I went to the beach to impress the girls.

I did... and it didn't.

THEN he told me to put it in the front.

 

[JayDubya]

 

[Fatrat]

 

[Fatrat]

 

[mtnman]

 

[mtnman]

 

[mtnman]

Englishman: "That your dog?"
Welshman: "Aye"
Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?'
Welshman: "Dog don't talk.”
Englishman: Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doing all right."
Welshman: (look of shock)
Englishman: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman)
Dog: "Yep."
Englishman: How's he treating you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play."
Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!)
Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Welshman: "Horse don't talk.”
Englishman: "Hey horse how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!)
Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman)
Horse: "Yep."
Englishman: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather."
Welshman: (Look of total amazement!)
Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Welshman: "That sheep's a fucking liar!!”

 

[Unca Walt]

Irish News Announcement:

"As of January 1, all cars will now drive on the right side of the road as in all of Europe and the Americas. After one month, if this works well, then all trucks and buses..."

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[Goldhedge]

 

[Bottom Feeder]

 

[Silver]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[Silver]

 

[Fatrat]

 

[Goldhedge]

A guy could make a million easy off one of these....

 

[Scorpio]

year in review, posted by someone quite some time ago I believe

2020 is your year farmgirls

 

[Ensoniq]

^^

She’s wrong of course and women for some reason never seem to get the concept that men really only want want thing from them

 

[Bottom Feeder]

Oh the horror!! Runnin outta makeup — WHAT A TRAGEDY!!!
Here, take this axe and go get a chicken for tonight's dinner.

 

[Bottom Feeder]

 

[Goldhedge]

TIKTOK GUY ANNOYS GIRLFRIEND WITH SONGS ABOUT HER