A THRILLING STORY OF A YOUNG WOMAN, ABOUT TO CRASH, IN A SMALL AIRCRAFT!
This is the story of a young Seattle college student flying in the right seat of a small plane with some geezer pilot. The pilot has a heart attack and dies. The young lady passenger frantically grabs the mike and calls out "May Day! May Day! Help me!
Help me! The pilot just had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly. Someone help me! Please help me!"
She then hears a calming voice on the radio saying: "This is Sea-Tac Air Traffic Control and I hear you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath, stay calm, and everything will be fine!
"Now give me your height and position
She replies, "I'm 5' 4" and I support Joe Biden."
"O.K.", says the calm voice on the radio.
"Now slowly repeat after me:
“Our Father, who art in Heaven.”