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Rabbi's opinion..


A Rabbi and a Catholic priest meet and sit together on a bus. After a bit, the priest turns to the Rabbi and asks: "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"

The Rabbi responds: "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs.

The Priest then asks: "Have you ever eaten pork?"

To which the Rabbi quickly looks away, then faces his newly-met companion and replies: "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to the temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."

A while later, the Rabbi speaks up and asks the Priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"

The Priest replies: "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."

The Rabbi then asks him: "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"

The Priest frowns, but replies: "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."

The Rabbi nods understandingly and remains silently thinking for about five minutes.

Finally, the Rabbi says: "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
 

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** Beware **
I ordered Chinese from a local place (won't name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, heard the bags rustling and moving!!!
I thought what on earth is that? Has something gotten into the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out.
I was driving so pulled over, I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the ginger beef!
I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag open...
And there it was
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A Peeking Duck!!!