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mtnman

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Amazingly colorful. I wonder if it’s effects are as spectacular.
You can only get a photo like that by eating one of those Cheech & Chong mushrooms. Then your camera will work properly.
 

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photoshop ;)

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awww come on Ensoniq

it was a reference to the post just preceding yours............

thought people would pick up on it
 

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I didn’t take any offense, thought you were nudging me back between the white lines of the road. I was drifting a bit after all ;)
 

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A man in Melbourne walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of cabbage. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of cabbage. The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some old bastard outside wants to buy half a head of cabbage."

As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man had followed and was standing right behind him, so the boy quickly added, "...and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half.”

The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.

Later, the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier, we like people who can think on their feet here, where are you from son?”

“New Zealand, sir" the boy replied.

“Why did you leave New Zealand?" the manager asked.

The boy said, "Sir, only prostitutes and rugby players live there.”

“Is that right?” replied the manager. “My wife is from New Zealand!”

"Really?” replied the boy. "Who did she play for?"
 

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Cowboy at the Pearly Gates

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered.

"On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming, I came upon a gang of bikers
who were threatening a young woman.

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face,
kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

I yelled....... Now, back off..... or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!"

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

"Couple of minutes ago.”