JOKE OF THE DAY!?!

[dacrunch]

WTF.... LOL

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Ejectable seat? Parachute in his jacket?
or Death wish?

 

[Farpdinkle]

 

[TRYNEIN]

I know I shouldn’t have done this, but I am 83 years old and I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have told her what I’d done, because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed “Thank you.”, obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness. When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the queue and start all over again, Don’t blow your horn at old people, they have been around a long time.

 

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[BarnacleBob]

 

[Krag]

I was sitting on our couch reading when my wife sweetly whispered, "The
best part of this COVID isolation is I get to spend more time with you."
I turned and smiled lovingly at her only to realize she was talking to the
dog!

 

[Krag]

Actual (and funny) classified ads
WASHER & DRYER $250
Must sell! Joining a nudist colony.
YORKSHIRE TERRIER FREE
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
Worn once... by mistake.
COWS AND CALVES FOR SALE
Never bred. Also, one gay bull.

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[Farpdinkle]

 

[mtnman]

 

[JayDubya]

 

[mtnman]

The Rape van has a disclaimer..

 

[JayDubya]

 

[the_shootist]

 

[Agavegirl1]

 

[Agavegirl1]

 

[Agavegirl1]

 

[Agavegirl1]

 

[Bottom Feeder]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[Shootist's Better Half]

 

[Shootist's Better Half]

 

[Goldhedge]

 

[Someone_else]

Stole these from another site...

 

[Goldhedge]

 

[mtnman]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[Goldhedge]

 

[nowon]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1352858233313009664

 

[Tbonz]

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My first thought, looks like Creepy Uncle Joe slid up behind Sen Coons daughter again, but this time alone.

 

[mtnman]

I'm posting this in Jokes but these people are real and they vote...

 

[mtnman]