A older woman had a heart attack, and was rushed to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. Seeing God she asked anxiously, "Is my time up?" God looked in his book and replied with a smile, "No. No. No. You have another 27 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Since she had so much time left, she figured she might as well make the most of it. Upon recovering, the woman decided to remain in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color and whitened her teeth. Shortly She even changed her hair color and whitened her teeth. Shortly after this last improvement, she was released from the hospital. On her way home, while crossing the street, she was hit by a bus and killed. Standing before God she demanded, "Why didn't you pull me from in front of that bus? You said I had another 27 years!" God replied, "Oh! I didn't recognize you."