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mtnman

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the_shootist

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the_shootist

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I got nothin!

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"O.K. ASSHOLE, WHOSE BIRD FEEDER IS IT NOW ?
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Here in snowflake city the snow (when it happens) is a moist greazy type. That is to say it's slicker than snot right from the start.
It makes for some interesting videos of cars sliding slowly down snowy hills, people trying to walk, and other interesting subjects. Like this guy who let his shovel get away from him.

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Here in snowflake city the snow (when it happens) is a moist greazy type. That is to say it's slicker than snot right from the start.
It makes for some interesting videos of cars sliding slowly down snowy hills, people trying to walk, and other interesting subjects. Like this guy who let his shovel get away from him.

That hurts just looking at it.
 

GOLDBRIX

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Here in snowflake city the snow (when it happens) is a moist greazy type. That is to say it's slicker than snot right from the start.
It makes for some interesting videos of cars sliding slowly down snowy hills, people trying to walk, and other interesting subjects. Like this guy who let his shovel get away from him.

That is one crazy wild shovel. It taught his punk-ass.
 

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Lyrics: Foolish Behavior by Rod Stewart

Can I introduce myself
I'm a man of panache and wealth
Sound in mind, body, soul and health
Why I wanna kill my wife
I have the urge to take her life

Been planing for years to get rid of her
Not divorce I really do mean to kill her
She's so full of useless information and trivia
That's why I wanna kill my wife
I have a duty to take her life

Her stupid friends get right up my nose
They all wear annoyingly sensible clothes
They're all so bleeding grandiose,
You know why I should kill her friends
They're all driving Mercedes Benz.

He'll escape down into Mexico
Sell the house and find a nice young girl
He'll laugh and sing and he won't work anymore.

Should I string her up or strangle her in bed
Suffocate that little venomous head
Or perhaps I'll just whip her to…
 

dacrunch

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Finding a compatible friendly caring uncomplaining wife has been harder and harder in the "West"... where women are taught to be manly, and men to be hyper-sensitive wimps...

I'm still in 90% "harmony" with my (educated, professional) Venezuelan wife after over 40 years of marriage.

Some of the "better long-lasting couples" I've observed involved a wife from a "Non-Western" culture, where men are not put on the skillet for not changing all the diapers, not cooking half the meals, not doing all the washing-up... But expected to do the "heavy maintenance and repairs" instead, and "bring back the bacon".

Sounds like I'm advocating the "hunter-gatherer" culture, eh?